- Gayle: Man, this new issue of Dark Vic sucks worse than the first two did.
- Leslie: Yeah? Well, put it down. When the first issue of a comic sucks, I don't keep reading to see how much the twentieth issue sucks.
- Gayle: Well, I give the creators a little more leeway. I have a four issue rule.
- Leslie: You're a four issue fool?
- Gayle: You're a one issue tool!