- Police Woman: [On board a plane, Mr Clark runs into the toilet cubicle. Outside, moans of pleasure can be heard] Open the door Mr Clark! You're under arrest! And I want that box!
- Mr Clark: If I can't have you no-one else can.
- Police Woman: Come out Mr Clark.
- Mr Clark: Goodbye baby. Take care of yourself. And the others.
- [He flushes the Clicker down the toilet. It's ejected from the plane, and it crashes into The Body Beautiful]
- Linda: [after using the Clicker on a woman on a treadmill] I bet other spas' treadmills don't make people feel that good.
- Ben: Bullshit. No, you set that up earlier! Paula must've been in on it the whole time! A little device like that can't turn people on!
- Linda: Attention!
- [She uses the Clicker on Ben, who turns around, an erection obvious in his pants]
- Linda: Do you know how many married women could use a device like this?
- New Linda: [She walks into the sauna, wearing only a towel] Not a bad sauna, huh?
- Susan: I've been in better.
- New Linda: Oh, where'd you go?
- [She sits down next to Susan, hiding the Clicker between her legs]
- Susan: I'm on assignment.
- New Linda: Oh, a reporter?
- Susan: Why, do you work here?
- New Linda: Nah, just came for the free workout. To be honest with you, I'm not that impressed either.
- Susan: Well, I recommend that you wait a few weeks and then come back. It'll be a lot better by then.
- New Linda: Really? Sounds like you got the inside scoop on something?
- Susan: Ever hear of Margo du Mont?
- New Linda: Is she taking over the place?
- Susan: Didn't hear it from me.
- New Linda: I'm surprised the owner's gonna sell. This place looks like it's doing pretty well.
- Susan: Oh it'll sell. It's not doing as well as you think. Especially come this time tomorrow.
- New Linda: Really? What's happening tomorrow?
- Susan: Oh nothing. I just have a feeling that some of the equipment in this place is getting pretty old. Maybe in need of immediate repair.
- New Linda: Really?
- Susan: Could use a little more steam in here, don't you think?
- [She turns the steam up, which causes the Clicker to activate. She is struck by it]
- Susan: It's... getting a little warm in here, don't you think? You don't mind if I...
- [She takes her towel off]
- Susan: After all, we're all just women in here, right?
- New Linda: Well, you are definitely a woman.
- Susan: I bet you've got an impressive bod under there as well. Don't be shy. Us women should stick together. Men aren't as important as they like us to think they are.
- New Linda: Um, I've always been curious what it would be like to be with a woman, but I don't think now is a good idea.
- [She gets zapped with the Clicker, and stands up and gasps]
- New Linda: Ooo, it hit the spot!
- Susan: [She kisses her] Just relax. Be yourself.
- New Linda: Or someone else, as the case may be.