Saturday Night Live: The Best of Steve Martin (1998 TV Special)
Dana Carvey: Self, Various Characters
Quotes
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Bob Alberts : Jean, you picked the catagory of Historical Dates. Are you ready Jean and Miles?
Jean Kirkpatrick, Miles Hoffner : Yes!
Miles Hoffner : Okay, um, Civil War!
Jean Kirkpatrick : 1861.
Miles Hoffner : No, the Civil War!
Jean Kirkpatrick : 1861 to 1865!
Miles Hoffner : Pass! Um, Pilgrims!
Jean Kirkpatrick : 1620!
Miles Hoffner : Thanksgiving!
Jean Kirkpatrick : 1621!
Miles Hoffner : Pass! Um, uh, Gold Rush!
Jean Kirkpatrick : 1849!
Miles Hoffner : GOLD Rush!
Jean Kirkpatrick : 1914! 1492! 1945!
Miles Hoffner : Pass!
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Bob Alberts : Tag team! Switch!
Jean Kirkpatrick : Congress of Vienna!
Miles Hoffner : 1962!
Jean Kirkpatrick : Pass! Um, Bolschivic Revolution!
Miles Hoffner : 1776!
Jean Kirkpatrick : Pass. Okay, Pilgrims land!
Miles Hoffner : 1861.
Jean Kirkpatrick : The Battle of Obstowich.
Miles Hoffner : 1492!
Jean Kirkpatrick : The Korean War!
Miles Hoffner : 1917!
Bob Alberts : [Time up] Oh, sorry, Jean, you only got one right.
Jean Kirkpatrick : [Out of patience] Can I say something please? This program is an outrage! This program doesn't do justice to the educational system which holds the fragile civilization together!
Bob Alberts : [sarcastically] Oh, well sorry, Jean! Les is still our champion but you'll be going home with a $400 and a year's subscription to TV Guide. TV Guide, the most widely read publication in the world.
Jean Kirkpatrick : In the United States!
Bob Alberts : [patronizingly] Oh whatever you say! Anyway that's Common Knowledge and remember, it's not what you know, it's what you think you know. Good night everybody.
