Sweet Home Alabama (2002)
Courtney Gains: Sheriff Wade
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Quotes
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Wade : [breaking up Melanie and Jake's kiss in the rain] What the hell are you two tryin' to do... get yourselves killed?
Melanie Carmichael : What seems to be the trouble, officer?
Wade : I'm here to bring you in, young lady!
Jake : What did she do this time?
Wade : Well, the way I hear it... seems she run out on a perfectly good cake!
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Jake : Anybody think of anything in here that, uh, might bother Bobby Ray?
Wade : Uh, Clinton's breath.
Jake : You still the same Bobby Ray from last night?
Bobby Ray : Last time I checked, yeah.
Jake : [puts arm on shoulder] Well, then, let me buy you a drink.
Bobby Ray : Well, you're really not my type, I mean...
[laughter]
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Wade : The law is the law and she has done nothing wrong.
Jake : I supposed shoplifting steaks from Winn Dixie's okay?
Melanie Carmichael : Oh, Oh! I took 'em back and you know it!
Jake : What about that incident of vandalism in the stockyard... totally her!
Melanie Carmichael : Like I could tip a cow... by myself!
Jake : Wade, isn't there some outstanding warrant for whoever drove your mama's tractor into the fishing pond?
Melanie Carmichael : [horrified realizing what he meant] OH!