Beer Money (2001 TV Movie)

Nick von Esmarch: Rut

Quotes 

• David "Rut" Rutledge : Well, you know what they say: there's plenty of money to be made in gay porn.

  Tim Maroon : Yeah, but I hear the hours are brutal.

• David "Rut" Rutledge : Come on, let's get some beers!

  Tim Maroon : It's 6:30 in the morning.

• Neil Blank : So, what are you gonna do with your share?

  David "Rut" Rutledge : Me? Well, first I'm going to move over to them fancy appartments by the rending plant. Then I'm gonna hire Britney Spears to play a private concert - in my pants.

• Tim Maroon : So what is up with Echo Olvera's cans?

  David "Rut" Rutledge : You saw that, huh? Talk about a late-bloomer. Eighteen years of nothing and then, BAM! Dual-side airbags.

• Tim Maroon : [after killing him, Rut and Blank are stuffing the alien an a backpack]  What are you doing?

  David "Rut" Rutledge : I'm selling him.

  Tim Maroon : You can't do that!

  Neil Blank : Sure we can. We'll just post him on eBay.

  David "Rut" Rutledge : Shut up, stupified. I have a plan. Gentlemen, we are gonna have beer money for the rest of our lives.