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Miramax Security Guard Gordon : Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup.
Echo Base : [over Gordon's walkie talkie] I thought that was a 10-82.
Miramax Security Guard Gordon : No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer.
Echo Base : [slightly amused] Oh, that Affleck! Backup on the way...
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[several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon : Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands.
Matt Damon : [exasperated] Oh Jesus, again Ben?
Ben Affleck : [cocky] No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA!
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon : There they are!
Jay : Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo!
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[James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake]
James Van Der Beek : You've got the wrong guys! Doesn't anyone watch The WB?
Jason Biggs : I'm a teen idol, dammit! Don't you recognize me? Look at me. I'm the pie fucker.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon : [to his buddies] Yeah, well. In prison, he'll be the pie.
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Jay : Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy
[points to Silent Bob]
Jay : will suck your dick off if you let us go.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon : Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual.
Jay : How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon : Alright.
[takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight]
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon : Make it fast and sexy.
Jay : [to Silent Bob] It's either this or jail. And you know what they do to you in jail.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon : I was a guard. Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party".
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Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon : Brenda?
Shannen Doherty : Dick!