- Announcer: [the WWF logo forms and World Wrestling Federation appears on the bottom of the screen] The Recognized symbol of excellence in sports entertainment.
- President Jack Tunney: [talking into microphone] Referee Danny Davis is suspended for life!
- Announcer: From the pages of the World Wrestling Federation magazine, here's Gene Okerlund.
- Howard Finkel: [Hacksaw Jim Duggan has just defeated King Haku for the crown and cape] The winner and the new King of the World Wrestling Federation - Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
- Vince McMahon: [after Bobby Heenan runs off with the crown and cape after King Haku had lost to Duggan] That crown does not belong to him any more. It now belongs to Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
- The Red Rooster: [recap of SNME 1/7/89]
- [Rooster is beating the heck out of Heenan after slapping him for losing the match]
- The Red Rooster: [to Heenan] You want to slap me around? You want to be my manager? You want to pay my money? Don't you ever put your hands me ever, ever, ever. Here's one for the road.
- [Rooster punches out Heenan sending him out of the ring]
- Vince McMahon: [Upon Ken Patera's victory over Cowboy Frankie Lane, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan leads Paul Orndorff, Harley Race, Hercules, and King Kong Bundy towardsa the ring] What's going on here?
- Jesse "The Body" Ventura: I don't know.
- Vince McMahon: I've heard of a ringside seat before, but this is a little ridiculous.