Fatty Drives the Bus (1999)
Susan Messing: Molly
Quotes
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Molly : [outside Wrigley Field] Do they play baseball here?
Satan : Yes.
Sam : Can I go on the field today?
Satan : I'm sorry, no.
Lana : What year was it built?
Satan : Uh, 19
[mumble mumble]
Satan : .
Bud : Is there a bathroom here?
Satan : Around the corner to the left - watch your butt.
Martin : Is there a game today?
Satan : There are 14 games today, all 28 major league teams will be in action, none of it will be taking place in this building.
Mamie : Do you have an emery board?
Satan : Yes.
[he pulls an emery board out of his shirt pocket]
Chuck : Do you prefer couches to armchairs?
Satan : Depends on what I'm doing. If I'm lounging with a book, I might.
Mr. Zodsworth : [while still aboard the bus] Didn't you once have a lizard?
Satan : Yes, and his name was 'Bubbles.'
Bridget : Yeah, do the Cubs need a new ballgirl?
Satan : I don't care.
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Molly : [holds up a candy] Oh, I loved these as a child. You could open them up like this - this is what I always used to do to eat them, then you eat the whitesh stuff, which is probably made with animal lard, but I always say to myself, 'You know, if you don't enjoy yourself not only once in a while, what's the use, you know?'
Bud : Boy, you just don't shut up, do you?
Molly : It was funny, because when Chuck and I first got married, everything we ate was orange and pink...
Bud : Would you please shut up?
Molly : And now, orange and pink, and it feels like a second honeymoon!
Bud : I'll give you money to shut up.
Molly : Oh, this is good.
Bud : I'll give you a hundred dollars to shut up.
Molly : Mmm, this is delicious. Red delicious. Oh, that's redundant! Red Delicious apple, that's my favorite!
Bud : I hate you.
Molly : They are so delicious!
Bud : I want to punch you in the throat, I hate you.
Molly : I am so glad we didn't have tuna fish today...