Pinky and the Brain (TV Series)

A Pinky and the Brain Christmas (1995)

Maurice LaMarche: The Brain

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Quotes 

• Brain : [reading Pinky's letter to Santa]  "Dear Santa. Hello, ha ha, Narf! This year, Santa, I ask for nothing, but I wish to tell you about my dear friend, The Brain. He is honest and hard-working and only wants what's best for the world, but he gets no reward. He's only greeted with defeat, but he never gives up. I know it must be very hard, so please take anything that you have for me and give it to my best friend in the whole wide world, The Brain. Love, Pinky. P.S. By any chance do you have in that big old bag of your's the world?"

• [Brain's Noodle Noggin transmitter activates] 

  Brain : Ladies and gentlemen of the world, you will do as I say. For I command you! I command you to...

  [looks at Pinky, who smiles at him] 

  Brain : [breaks down in tears]  ... Have a merry Christmas, everyone! Have a merry, merry Christmas! Joy to the world! Yes!

  [destroys his machine] 

• [Departing for the North Pole] 

  Pinky : Right, that would be...

  [Beat] 

  Brain : North.

  Pinky : NORTH! Right.

• Pinky : Um, Brain, do you really want to take over the world at Christmas time? I mean, remember when you tried to play Santa?

  [Brain impersonated Santa Claus, and got sat on by a fat boy] 

  Brain : Well, it's difficult to rule the world with no air in your lungs.

  Pinky : Oh, and there was that time we marketed ourselves as popular toys?

  [Pinky and the Brain get crushed by a monster truck] 

  Brain : Now that plan...

  Pinky : Was a lot of fun, hahaha! And remember when we traveled back in time to Bethlehem and...

  Brain : Enough! Let us focus on THIS Christmas.

• Brain : Merry Christmas, Pinky.

  [gives Pinky a gift] 

  Pinky : Aww, Brain, for me!... A spell checker! Oh, thank you, Brain!... Here, Brain.

  [gives Brain a gift: a keychain of the world] 

  Brain : Thank you, Pinky. Merry Christmas.

  Pinky : [hugs Brain]  Merry Christmas to you, Brain.

• The Brain : [Brain is testing his hypnotic Noodle-Noggin' doll on Pinky]  You are under my control. Can you hear me?

  Pinky : Naarf!

  The Brain : I'll take that as a yes. I order you to..cluck like a chicken.

  Pinky : Moooo!

  The Brain : A chicken.

  Pinky : Oh, alright. Cluck-cluck-cluck!

  The Brain : Good. Now, you are standing on hot sand.

  Pinky : [Starts screaming from the imagined burn]  UueeAAHH!

  The Brain : Stop, stop! Now, impersonate William F. Buckley.

  Pinky : [Tilts his head in confusion]  Hm..?

  The Brain : Impersonate Regis Philbin.

  Pinky : [Jumps down on his back]  I'm out of control!

  The Brain : [Switches off the doll]  YES! Success!

• Brain : Our only problem is that we need one billion Noodle Noggin dolls and to make all of them ourselves would take 137 years.

  Pinky : Oh, well, we'd be pretty old by then, wouldn't we?