Adaptation. (2002) Poster

(2002)

Chris Cooper: John Laroche

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Chris Cooper, who plays orchid thief John Laroche, will go to any lengths to find rare species of the flower. There is no limit to John Laroche's (Chris Cooper) passion for orchids. John Laroche (Chris Cooper) tries to help journalist Susan Orlean (Meryl Streep) understand the true beauty of the orchid species. John Laroche's (Chris Cooper) obsession with orchids sometimes gets the best of him. Chris Cooper in Adaptation. (2002) Chris Cooper in Adaptation. (2002) Chris Cooper in Adaptation. (2002) Chris Cooper in Adaptation. (2002) Chris Cooper in Adaptation. (2002) Meryl Streep and Chris Cooper in Adaptation. (2002) Meryl Streep and Chris Cooper in Adaptation. (2002) Chris Cooper in Adaptation. (2002) Chris Cooper in Adaptation. (2002) Chris Cooper and Caron Colvett in Adaptation. (2002) Chris Cooper in Adaptation. (2002) Chris Cooper in Adaptation. (2002) Chris Cooper in Adaptation. (2002)

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  • John Laroche : Point is, what's so wonderful is that every one of these flowers has a specific relationship with the insect that pollinates it. There's a certain orchid look exactly like a certain insect so the insect is drawn to this flower, its double, its soul mate, and wants nothing more than to make love to it. And after the insect flies off, spots another soul-mate flower and makes love to it, thus pollinating it. And neither the flower nor the insect will ever understand the significance of their lovemaking. I mean, how could they know that because of their little dance the world lives? But it does. By simply doing what they're designed to do, something large and magnificent happens. In this sense they show us how to live - how the only barometer you have is your heart. How, when you spot your flower, you can't let anything get in your way.

  • John Laroche : You know why I like plants?

    Susan Orlean : Nuh uh.

    John Laroche : Because they're so mutable. Adaptation is a profound process. Means you figure out how to thrive in the world.

    Susan Orlean : [pause]  Yeah but it's easier for plants. I mean they have no memory. They just move on to whatever's next. With a person though, adapting is almost shameful. It's like running away.

  • John Laroche : Look, I'll tell you a story, all right? I once fell deeply, you know, profoundly in love with tropical fish. I had 60 goddamn fish tanks in my house. I'd skin-dive to find just the right ones. Anisotremus virginicus, Holacanthus ciliaris, Chaetodon capistratus. You name it. Then one morning, I woke up and said, "Fuck fish." I renounce fish, I will never set foot in that ocean again. That's how much "fuck fish." That was 17 years ago and I have never stuck so much as a toe in that ocean. And I love the ocean.

    Susan Orlean : But why?

    John Laroche : Done with fish.

  • Susan Orlean : Do you ever get lonely sometimes, Johnny?

    John Laroche : Well, I was a weird kid. Nobody liked me. But I had this idea. If I waited long enough, someone would come around and just, you know... understand me. Like my mom, except someone else. She'd look at me and quietly say: "Yes." Just like that. And I wouldn't be alone anymore.

  • John Laroche : It was going pretty well. But, you know, sometimes bad things happen, darkness descends.

  • John Laroche : Who's gonna play me?

    Susan Orlean : Well, I've gotta write the book first, John. Then, you know, they get somebody to write the screenplay.

    John Laroche : Hey, I think I should play me.

  • John Laroche : Look, I'll tell you a story, all right? I once feel deeply, you know, profoundly in love with tropical fish. Had 60 goddamn fish tanks in my house. I skin dived to find just the right ones. Anisotremus virginicus, Holdacanthus ciliaris, Chaetodon capistratus. You name it. Then one day I say, "fuck fish". I renounce fish. I vow never to set foot in that ocean again. That's how much "fuck fish".

  • Charlie Kaufman : [voice over]  Okay, we open with Laroche. He's funny. Okay. He says, "I love to mutate plants". He says "Mutation is fun". Okay, we show flowers and... okay. We have to have the court case. Okay, we show Laroche. Okay, he says "I was mutated as a baby. That's why I'm so smart". That's funny. Okay, we open at the beginning of time. No! Okay, we open with Laroche. He's driving into a swamp.

    John Laroche : Crazy white man!

    [Charlie screams] 

  • Susan Orlean : Aww, I wish I were an ant. Awww, they're so shiny.

    John Laroche : You're shinier than any ant darlin'

    Susan Orlean : That's the sweetest thing anybody has EVER said to me.

    John Laroche : Welp, I like ya', that's why.

  • Susan Orlean : Can I ask you a personal question?

    John Laroche : Look, we're not lost.

  • John Laroche : Darling, I don't know what's come over you.

    Susan Orlean : You came all over me last time I was here, as I recall.

    John Laroche : My goodness.

  • John Laroche : [viewing an orchid at a flower show]  Angraecum sesquipedale! A beauty! God! Darwin wrote about this one. Charles Darwin? Evolution guy? Hello? You see that nectary all the way down there? Darwin hypothesized a moth with a nose twelve inches long to pollinate it. Everyone thought he was a loon! Then, sure enough, they found this moth with a twelve-inch proboscis. Proboscis means "nose," by the way.

    Susan Orlean : I know what "proboscis" means.

    John Laroche : Yeah, let's not get off the subject. This isn't a pissing contest!

  • John Laroche : Polyrrhiza lindenii. A ghost. Cut her down, Russell.

  • John Laroche : I don't care what goes on here. I'm right and I'll take it all the way to Supreme Court. Because that judge can screw herself.

  • Susan Orlean : Why the ghost orchid?

    John Laroche : Well, the sucker's rare.

  • John Laroche : My mom and I had the largest collection of 19th-century Dutch mirrors on the planet. Perhaps you read about us. "Mirror World", October '88?

  • John Laroche : I fell in love with Ice Age fossils. Collected the shit out of them. Fossils were the only thing that made sense to me in this fucked-up world.

  • Susan Orlean : I think if I almost died, I would leave my marriage too.

    John Laroche : Why?

    Susan Orlean : Because I could. Because it's like a free pass. Nobody can judge you if you almost died.

  • John Laroche : So I got married, and me and my beautiful new wife, my now ex-wife, the bitch, opened up a nursery. People started coming out of the woodwork to ask me stuff and admire my plants and admire me. I think people were spending time with me because they were lonely.

  • Susan Orlean : How's it going?

    John Laroche : Great. I'm training myself on the Internet. It's fascinating. I'm doing pornography. It's amazing how much these suckers will pay for photographs of chicks. It doesn't matter if they're fat or ugly or what.

    Susan Orlean : Well, that sounds good.

    John Laroche : It's great, is what it is.

  • John Laroche : You're just like everybody else. Fucking leeches. You just attach yourself to me and suck me dry, spit me out. Why don't you get your own life? Your own fucking interests? Fucking spoiled bitch.

  • John Laroche : When everything is killing me, I just say, "Screw it," and go straight ahead.

  • John Laroche : I'm a professional plant lecturer. I've given over, like, 60 lectures on the cultivation of plants. I'm a published author, both in magazine and book form. And I have extensive experience with orchids - and the asexual micropropagation of orchids under aseptic cultures. That's laboratory work. It's not at all like your nursery work. Um... I'm probably the smartest person I know.

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