Which Witch Is Which (1984 TV Movie)

William Boyett: Ranger Jones

Quotes 

• Rusty : Hey, Jonesy? When does the party start?

  Ranger Jones : After the kids are through trick-or-treating.

  Buttons : What's trick-or-treating?

  Ranger Jones : Well, in this part of the world, children dress up as witches, ghosts or monsters. And they go from house to house yelling "trick-or-treat". And people give them treats like candy and stuff.

  Buttons : Wow! Does everybody give them stuff?

  Ranger Jones : Yep! Bags full!

  Rusty : Sounds like a lot of belly aches.

  Ranger Jones : That's why I'm throwing a party. To prevent belly aches.

  Buttons : Wait a minute! You mean they eat bags full of goodies, and then they come here and eat more stuff? That's what I call really chowing down!

  Rusty : My tummy hurts just thinking about it.

• Ranger Jones : The animals are more afraid of people then people are of them.