Which Witch Is Which (1984 TV Movie)

Kathy Ritter: Rusty, Rosie

Quotes 

• Rusty : Trick or Treat!

  Chipmunk : Huh? What's that supposed to mean?

  Rusty : Well, it means you have to give us a treat.

  Chipmunk : Oh yeah? And if I don't?

  Rusty : That's where the trick comes up.

  Buttons : What trick? We don't do tricks.

  Rusty : Then think of something.

• Rusty : [wearing a witch hat]  How do I look?

  Buttons : Like the kid who was wearing it.

  [Puts on an angry bear mask] 

  Buttons : How's this look?

  Rusty : Ha ha ha! Like your dad when he's mad!

• Rusty : Hey, Jonesy? When does the party start?

  Ranger Jones : After the kids are through trick-or-treating.

  Buttons : What's trick-or-treating?

  Ranger Jones : Well, in this part of the world, children dress up as witches, ghosts or monsters. And they go from house to house yelling "trick-or-treat". And people give them treats like candy and stuff.

  Buttons : Wow! Does everybody give them stuff?

  Ranger Jones : Yep! Bags full!

  Rusty : Sounds like a lot of belly aches.

  Ranger Jones : That's why I'm throwing a party. To prevent belly aches.

  Buttons : Wait a minute! You mean they eat bags full of goodies, and then they come here and eat more stuff? That's what I call really chowing down!

  Rusty : My tummy hurts just thinking about it.

• Rusty : This oughta be good for a couple of nuts.

  [Rusty and Buttons get showered by walnuts] 

  Buttons : A *couple* of nuts, you said?

  Rusty : So he was generous.

• Rusty : That's a rough game!

  Buttons : And it's gonna get rougher if that dog catches up with you!