Eight Crazy Nights (2002)

Jon Lovitz: Tom Baltezor

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Quotes 

• Davey Stone : I wonder if that guy ever wiped his ass with the wrong hand?

  Tom Baltezor : Yes.

• Davey Stone : Tommy, nothing personal, but Whitey Duvall should've won the Patch tonight, and you people are crazy for not realising that.

  Tom Baltezor : Why would we give Whitey Duvall the Patch? So he could use it as a blanket?

  [crowd laughs] 

  Davey Stone : That's the reaction I thought I'd get.