Eight Crazy Nights (2002)

Kevin Nealon: Mayor

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Quotes 

• Davey : Good night, mayor! And the answer to your question is Spencer's Gifts. They definitely have furry underwear.

  Old Lady : [disgusted at the mayor]  You're gross.

  Mayor : Ohh...

• Davey Stone : I carved our name upon that tree...

  Jennifer : I loved him and he loved me...

  Mayor : My darling wife was once a he...

  Old Lady, Bus Driver & Mayor's Wife : [Guy with a stuble, dress, and blond wig]  But that was long ago.

• Eleanore Duvall : Holy shit! Did the mall just say something?

  Davey Stone : No, it was me.

  Whitey Duvall : [crying]  What do *you* want, Stone?

  Davey Stone : I came to apologise, Whitey.

  Whitey Duvall : There's nothing to apologise for, Stone, 'cause you were right. Nobody *does* care about me.

  Davey Stone : I don't think that's true. Do you, Mr. Mayor?

  [Mayor Dewey comes forward] 

  Mayor Dewey : Whitey, tonight, for the first time in years, your partner, Davey Stone, actually did a good thing for this community.

  Eleanore Duvall : [sarcastically]  What he do? Steal beer for everyone?

  Mayor Dewey : No, Eleanore. He opened my eyes to what a great man your brother is and how neglectful we've all been. That's why I'm here, Whitey. I'm here to fix a big mistake.

• Mayor : Whitey, for the first time your partner Davey Stone did something good for this community.

  Eleanore : What'd he do? Steal beer for everyone?