Prisoners of the War on Drugs (1996 TV Movie)

Michael Jones: Self

Quotes 

• The Tossed Salad Man : First of all, right, if he's a new comer, right, I want him to suck my ass with jelly. They call it "toss the salad". That's the slang word: "toss the salad". It means sucking my ass, right, with jelly or without jelly. Some people use syrup, I prefer if a guy uses jelly, right. I will reach my climate, right, I will automatically get hard right. I will, you know, come automatically if he's sucking my ass for about ten minutes alone. It's a sensation feeling and it makes you feel real good. Most all gays do that, you know what I'm saying? Like guys to suck their ass. It's just like a pussy, right, but the only different is its not a pussy, right. It's clean, the person is decent, and the person knows that that's a asshole but in they mind they be lookin' at it as a pussy because he's in prison. So, toss my salad and let him eat me, you know, and we straight. That's it.

• The Tossed Salad Man : The most hazardous thing in prison life is being in debt over drugs. It can get you get you killed or raped, one or the other if they can't pay. I had one opportunity where three guys, two of who owed me money, right. So I knew I couldn't get them together. So what I did I got one one day, on a Saturday, I sucked his dick in a closet, you know what I'm saying. I sucked his dick, you know he had his pants down, He helpless! That's it he is helpless, right. His dick is hard I'm sucking on it, right. I came right up and I cut him and that's where I left the man in the closet. He didn't tell because he couldn't explain, how could he explain that a fag was sucking his dick and come up and cut him. He couldn't explain that! There is no way in hell he could explain that to the administration.