Punch-Drunk Love (2002)

Ashley Clark: Phone Sex Sister

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• Phone Sex Sister : You cancelled your credit card. I need you not to cancel your credit card and I need you to up your limit.

• Phone Sex Sister : [Barry dials into phone sex line]  Oh, hello there guy!

  Barry : Hi, look, this is Barry...

  Phone Sex Sister : [Voicemail recording continues...]  You had almost reached me, but not quite. I'm in the other room shaving my roommate's pussy right now... so I'm a bit distracted. But if you leave me your name and your home phone number... area code first please... I'll be sure to call you back as soon as I'm done.

  Barry : Yes, this is Barry Egan, I am calling in regards of what took place the other night... I just wanted to tell everybody I know it was not fair what you did to me... and I am expecting my money back. I realize you have my home phone number... I'm away on vacation right now, if you guys wanna reach me... shortly I will be home and we can discuss how you can return my money. Otherwise, I'm pretty sure that the Police can be contacted and I could do that... and I feel like it's warranted, so let's figure something out! Like I said, I'll be home shortly, give me a call. Ok, thank you.

• Phone Sex Sister : Are you stroking it?

  Barry : No.

  Phone Sex Sister : What are you doing then?

  Barry : I'm talking to you.

  Phone Sex Sister : With your pants off?

  Barry : No, my pants are on.

  Phone Sex Sister : I'm only wearing a T-shirt and panties.

  Barry : Really?

  Phone Sex Sister : Yeah, really. And I'm looking at my shaved pussy in the mirror. Do you want to know what I look like?

  Barry : Doesn't matter.

• Phone Sex Sister : Are you stroking it yet, baby?

  Barry : No, I'm not.

  Phone Sex Sister : Is your cock hard?

  Barry : I don't know what it's doing right now.

• Phone Sex Sister : What are you doing tonight?

  Barry : Nothing. What are you doing?

  Phone Sex Sister : I am laying on my bed.

  Barry : Where are you?

  Phone Sex Sister : I'm in my bedroom.

• Phone Sex Sister : I'm about 5 foot 8, 34-28-34. My friends say I'm gorgeous.

  Barry : Really?

  Phone Sex Sister : Yeah, really. What about you?

  Barry : That doesn't matter.