- Bernard Bernouli: It's a good thing I brought my pocket protector.
- Dr. Fred Edison: How can I ever repay you?
- Dave Miller: Cash would be nice!
- Dave Miller: This could be real dangerous. If anyone wants to back out...
- Bernard Bernoulli: Okay, I'm out of here.
- Dave Miller: Bernard, don't be tuna-head! This is Sandy we're talking about.
- Bernard Bernoulli: Okay.
- Michael F. Stoppe: Hey, did anybody see that movie on television last night? These four kids went into this strange house and... uh, never mind.
- Weird Ed Edison: Mommy, I'm worried! He hasn't eaten in 5 years.
- Nurse Edna: Yeah, SO?
- Weird Ed Edison: And he's been bringing those bodies, and he carries those bodies to the basement at night.