Johnny English (2003)

Oliver Ford Davies: Archbishop of Canterbury

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Quotes 

• Johnny English : Do you or do you not have tattooed on your bottom the words "Jesus is coming, look busy"?

  Archbishop of Canterbury : Are you insane?

  Johnny English : Well, let's find out, shall we?

  [He lifts up the Archbishop's vestments and pulls his pants down, only to reveal that he does not have the tattoo] 

• Archbishop of Canterbury : And do you, the chosen Bishops of England, Wales and Scotland, assent to this anointment?

  Scottish Bishop : For Scotland I do.

  Welsh Bishop : For Wales I do.

  Johnny English : For England

  [Pulls off bishop's clothing] 

  Johnny English : *I do not*!

• Johnny English : Do you or do you not have tattooed on your bottom the words, "Jesus is coming. Look busy"?

  Archbishop of Canterbury : Are you *insane*?