Improv All Stars (2001 TV Special)

Drew Carey: Self

Quotes 

• Drew Carey : I was having a political argument with a lady who said, "If women ran the world, there would be no war." That's a load of crap, isn't it? Sure, nobody would start a fight for no reason if women ran the world. It would be like, "Hi, this is England. How come we're being invaded?" "Oh, I think you know. I saw you looking at France!"

• [Questions Only - At The Beach] 

  Drew Carey : [singing]  "Do you know the way to San Jose...?"

  Ryan Stiles : Aren't you Drew Carey?

  Drew Carey : [disappointed, lifts his sweater and shows his stomach]  What gave it away?