Improv All Stars (2001 TV Special)

Colin Mochrie: Self

Quotes 

• Colin Mochrie : The way "Celebrity Improv Jeapardy" works is I give you a category and you give me the answer. For example, if the category was a type of color, you give me...

  [Audience shouts "red"] 

  Colin Mochrie : Red. The question would then be, "What is a book after you have finished with it? Read!"

  [Scowls from the audience] 

  Colin Mochrie : Don't bug the host!

• Colin Mochrie : The first category is types of cars.

  [Audience shouts out 'Volvo.'] 

  Colin Mochrie : The answer is Volvo. And the question is...

  Kathy Kinney : Buzz! What is hidden in my vagina?

• Ryan Stiles : [after Brad and Chip's surf song]  Makes me feel like waxing something.

  Colin Mochrie : Why don't you start with that big nose?

  Ryan Stiles : [uses Colin's head as a mirror]  Hey, it's not that big, is it?