Saturday Night Live: Game Show Parodies (2000 TV Special)

Will Ferrell: Alex Trebek, Various Characters

Quotes 

• Alex Trebek : Well that's it for Celebrity Jeopardy! I'm going home and putting a gun in my mouth.

• Alex Trebek : This is a video Daily Double.

  Ricky Martin : [film clip of Ricky Martin singing "Hot, Hot, Hot!" while holding a tea cup]  In this cup is some hot tea! Watch!

  [takes sip] 

  Ricky Martin : Yow! So the answer is: is the tea HOT, HOT, HOT or cold? HOT, HOT, HOT, or cold? Come on! HOT HOT HOT!

  Alex Trebek : [nobody rings in]  None of you know if the hot tea is hot or cold?

  [Keanu Reeves rings in] 

  Alex Trebek : Yes, thank God, Keanu Reeves.

  Keanu Reaves : Is it ICED tea?

  Alex Trebek : No, it is hot tea!

  Keanu Reaves : Well then I have no idea.

• Alex Trebek : Alright Adam Sandler, you wrote down; 'Abbie Doobie'.

  Adam Sandler : [Incoherently]  Abie Doobie da, wooloola wooloola ah oole boole.

  Alex Trebek : I feel like I want to punch you.

• Alex Trebek : Before we begin our Double Jeopardy round, I want to ask our contestants once again, please refrain from using ethnic slurs.

• [during Final Jeopardy category of "Write any number"] 

  Alex Trebek : Let's go to Sean Connery and his response was "Below". That's not a number. How much did you risk? "me Trebek!" "Below me Trebek, Below me Trebek". I don't get it.

  Sean Connery : Neither did your mother last night, Trebek.