- Alex Trebeck: Mr. Reynolds, it's your board, pick a category.
- Burt Reynolds: I'll take the dog one.
- Alex Trebeck: Alright, words that rhyme with dog for 400. And the answer is 'It's been a "Hard Days Night" I should be sleeping like a "this".' Burt Reynolds
- Burt Reynolds: Chinese whore.
- Alex Trebeck: No. John Travolta.
- John Travolta: Chinese whore doesn't rhyme with dog.
- Alex Trebeck: That's why it was a wrong answer. Mr. Keaton.
- Michael Keaton: I am Batman.
- Alex Trebeck: No, you are not.
- Alex Trebek: This is a video Daily Double.
- Ricky Martin: [film clip of Ricky Martin singing "Hot, Hot, Hot!" while holding a tea cup] In this cup is some hot tea! Watch!
- [takes sip]
- Ricky Martin: Yow! So the answer is: is the tea HOT, HOT, HOT or cold? HOT, HOT, HOT, or cold? Come on! HOT HOT HOT!
- Alex Trebek: [nobody rings in] None of you know if the hot tea is hot or cold?
- [Keanu Reeves rings in]
- Alex Trebek: Yes, thank God, Keanu Reeves.
- Keanu Reaves: Is it ICED tea?
- Alex Trebek: No, it is hot tea!
- Keanu Reaves: Well then I have no idea.
- Alex Trebek: Alright Adam Sandler, you wrote down; 'Abbie Doobie'.
- Adam Sandler: [Incoherently] Abie Doobie da, wooloola wooloola ah oole boole.
- Alex Trebek: I feel like I want to punch you.
- Alex Trebek: Before we begin our Double Jeopardy round, I want to ask our contestants once again, please refrain from using ethnic slurs.
- [during Final Jeopardy category of "Write any number"]
- Alex Trebek: Let's go to Sean Connery and his response was "Below". That's not a number. How much did you risk? "me Trebek!" "Below me Trebek, Below me Trebek". I don't get it.
- Sean Connery: Neither did your mother last night, Trebek.