Lilo & Stitch (2002)

Kevin McDonald: Pleakley

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Quotes 

• Pleakley : Oh great! He's loose!

  Jumba : His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe.

• [Stitch and Jumba are tossing a jammed up gun back and forth] 

  Stitch : Merry Christmas.

  Jumba : It's not Christmas.

  Stitch : Happy Channukah!

  Jumba : It's not Channukah!

  [Pleakley scoops up Lilo and carries her away from the house] 

  Lilo : We're leaving Stitch?

  Pleakley : Trust me, this is not gonna end well!

  Jumba : One potato!

  Stitch : Two potato!

  Jumba : Three potato!

  Stitch : Four!

  Jumba : Five potato!

  Stitch : Six potato!

  Jumba : Seven potato more!

  Stitch : My...

  Jumba : mother...

  Stitch : told...

  Jumba : me...

  Stitch : you...

  Jumba : are...

  Stitch : ...it.

  Jumba : Ha! I win!

  [gun explodes in his hands] 

• Pleakley : Help! I don't like the ocean! Ahh! Oh, look, a friendly little dolphin. They helped sailors during the war... It's a shark! It's a shark and it ain't friendly! Looks like a dolphin... Tricky fish! Tricky fish! Octopus, will you please help me? An octo... the octopus is worse than the shark! I hate this planet!

• Jumba : WHAT? After all you put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? JUST LIKE THAT?

  Stitch : [alien language]  Ih.

  Jumba : Fine!

  Pleakley : "Fine"? You're doing what he says?

  Jumba : He's very persuasive!

• Grand Councilwoman : Can we not simply destroy the island?

  Pleakley : NO, crazyhead! The mosquito's food of choice, primitive humanoid lifeforms, have colonies all over that planet.

  Grand Councilwoman : Are they intelligent?

  Pleakley : No. But they're very delicate. In fact, every time an asteroid strikes their planet, they have to begin life all over. Fascinating, isn't it?

• Pleakley : [after Stitch chews on his head]  All is well! Please go about your business! I'm okay!

  Nani : Uh, your head looks... swollen.

  Jumba : Actually, she's just ugly.

  Pleakley : [laughing nervously]  Oh, he's joking. Ugly - Look at me!

• Pleakley : [Nani sees Pleakley and Jumba arrest Stitch]  Don't interact with her.

  [They turn their backs on Nani] 

  Nani : Where's Lilo?

  Jumba : Who?

  [Pleakley hits Jumba] 

  Jumba : What?

  Nani : Lilo. My sister.

  Jumba : Uh... sorry, we do not know anyone by this, uh...

  Nani : Lilo! She's a little girl this big, she has black hair and brown eyes and she hangs around with that THING!

  Jumba : [sighs]  We know her.

  Nani : Bring... her... back.

  Pleakley : Oh, we can't do that. Uh-uh. That would be misuse of galactic resources.

  Jumba : See, problem is, we're just here for him.

  Nani : So she's gone?

  Pleakley : Look at the bright side. You won't have to yell at anyone anymore.

• Jumba : [sees Pleakley trying on a wig]  What are you doing?

  Pleakley : [hiding wig]  Nothing.

  Jumba : Say, I want to try it on.

  Pleakley : No.

  Jumba : Share!

  [wrestles wig from Pleakley] 

  Pleakley : Hey! Ow! You're just jealous 'cause I'm pretty!

• Pleakley : Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and INSANITY to my list of things I did today!

  Jumba : Ha ha! You too?

• Pleakley : Look! A mosquito has chosen me as her perch. She's so beautiful. Look, another one! And another one! Why, it's a whole flock! They like me! They're nuzzling my flesh with their noses! Now they're... they're... Aaaaaaaah!

• Grand Councilwoman : A quiet capture would require an understanding of 626 that we do not possess! Who then, Mr. Pleakley, would *you* send for his extraction?

  Pleakley : [thinks for a moment]  Does he have a brother?

  [Councilwoman rolls her eyes] 

  Pleakley : Close relative, perhaps?

  [Later, in the prison where Jumba is kept] 

  Pleakley : [nervously]  Friendly cousin? Neighbor with a beard?

• Pleakley : Oh, can't complain, Mom. Camping out with a convicted criminal. And, uh... oh, I had my head chewed on by a monster!

• Pleakley : Stop! I have just determined the situation to be far too hazardous!

  Jumba : Don't worry. I won't hit her.

  Pleakley : No! That girl is part of the mosquito food chain.

  [Gives Jumba his View Master] 

  Pleakley : Here, educate yourself.

  Jumba : Using that little girl for a shield.

  [At Stitch] 

  Jumba : This is low even for you!

• Jumba : [has Stitch on his sights]  You are all mine.

  Pleakley : Well, what is he doing?

  Jumba : Quiet! He's listening for us.

  Pleakley : [whispering]  How good is his hearing?

  [Stitch immediately turns around] 

• Pleakley : Hold it! Hold everything! Earth is a protected wildlife preserve. Yeah, we've been using it to rebuild the mosquito population, which need I remind you, is an endangered species.

• [from deleted scene] 

  Jumba : Does girl control ocean?

  Pleakley : How should I know?

• Jumba : [captures Stitch]  Aha! Now, all your washing is up!

  Pleakley : You're under arrest. Read him his rights.

  Jumba : Listen carefully.

  [slams Stitch's head repeatedly against a palm tree] 

• Grand Councilwoman : What about military forces just landing there?

  Pleakley : Well that would be a BAD IDEA! These are extremely simple creatures, miss. Landing there would create mass mayhem and planet-wide panic!

• Pleakley : [while being jerked up and down by a running Jumba]  We! Can not! Be Seen!

• Pleakley : Stop! That girl is part of the mosquito food chain.

  [hands Jumba a Viewmaster] 

  Pleakley : Here! Educate yourself!

• Pleakley : [Deleted scene]  Yes. How many pieces are in the four piece luggage set? I don't know, maybe the company is called Four Piece.