I. William Quinn
- Walter
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Moronic, bottom of the barrel porn
Suspending disbelief is pushed to the limit in the amateurish excuse for a XXX porn film, issued by Something Weird on Vol. 50 of its Dragon Art Theatre series. The hack who writes the notes for the back of the video box attempts to say positive things about this loser in a vain effort to elicit sales, but he merely reveals himself to be a brain dead shilling machine.
This hard-to-watch nonsense concerns a couple of unattractive girls who become infatuated with the title figure who turns out not to be a domination freak but rather a cretinous-looking guy who claims to have amazing muscle control. His demonstrations of same impress the gals no end, but are embarrassing to watch -he sort of jiggles his pectoral muscles, makes his penis jump slightly and does a stupid party trick of expanding his belly as if pregnant. Add the completely mechanical sex acts involving him and an almost-as-ugly cast and you have anti-erotic anti-entertainment.
Filming is in continuous, real-time takes, evidence of a cheap-cheap 1-day wonder. Adding insult to injury, the anonymous filmmakers take one of my all-time favorites, Lee Morgan's 1964 Blue Note hit "The Sidewinder" and play it all the way through three times in succession, eating up over 30 minutes of running time. There are other less interesting jazz tracks to fill out the abbreviated film, which ends in the middle of an orgy scene via shredded surviving DAT print.
These performers have nothing to offer, and had there been a porn actors' union in the 1970s they would be classified as scabs. The superstars of that era worked for peanuts, so hiring these untalented, non-photogenic nonentities betrays the filmmakers' contempt for their captive audience.
This hard-to-watch nonsense concerns a couple of unattractive girls who become infatuated with the title figure who turns out not to be a domination freak but rather a cretinous-looking guy who claims to have amazing muscle control. His demonstrations of same impress the gals no end, but are embarrassing to watch -he sort of jiggles his pectoral muscles, makes his penis jump slightly and does a stupid party trick of expanding his belly as if pregnant. Add the completely mechanical sex acts involving him and an almost-as-ugly cast and you have anti-erotic anti-entertainment.
Filming is in continuous, real-time takes, evidence of a cheap-cheap 1-day wonder. Adding insult to injury, the anonymous filmmakers take one of my all-time favorites, Lee Morgan's 1964 Blue Note hit "The Sidewinder" and play it all the way through three times in succession, eating up over 30 minutes of running time. There are other less interesting jazz tracks to fill out the abbreviated film, which ends in the middle of an orgy scene via shredded surviving DAT print.
These performers have nothing to offer, and had there been a porn actors' union in the 1970s they would be classified as scabs. The superstars of that era worked for peanuts, so hiring these untalented, non-photogenic nonentities betrays the filmmakers' contempt for their captive audience.
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- lor_
- Sep 1, 2010
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