FLCL (2000–2001)

Kari Wahlgren: Haruko Haruhara

Quotes 

• Haruko : It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why it's cool.

• Haruko : Please don't tell people our bakery's motorbike ran you over.

• [Haruko is trying to pull an object out of Naota's head] 

  Haruko : Hey, I didn't know boys felt like this inside.

  Naota : Ah. Don't touch me there from behind.

  Haruko : What are you waiting for? Hurry up and pop it.

  Naota : If I rush, it won't pop. Go slow.

• Haruko : Nothing can happen till you swing the bat.

• Haruko : They'll have to learn to 'think smooth', I guess!

• Naota : What did you do to me?

  Haruko : CPR. What do you think I did?

  Naota : That's not what I meant.

  Mamimi : Did she put her tongue inside?

• Amarao : Look at that! Medical Mechanica's transporting these monstrosities here to destroy this planet! Ohhh, it's all over. Don't you see what's happening here?

  Haruko : [picking her nose, nonchalantly]  You're such a drama queen, figure it out.

  Amarao : You're the one who caused all this.

  Haruko : I don't CARE, you got it?

  Amarao : Your guitar's not up to it. That's it.

  Haruko : YOU are a million years under-evolved, primitive monkey!

  Amarao : That's discriminatory language used against underdeveloped planets.

• Haruko : [protecting Kitsurubami from shooting at Canti]  CYBORG, MY BUTT!

• Amarao : [to Haruko]  This is insane! You're doing exactly what Medical Mechanica wants! They're flattening planets all over the galaxy... smoothing out the wrinkles so you can't think! Even the Pirate King has been captured! They're using him to lure you in! It's over! IT'S ALL OVER!

  Haruko : I said I don't CARE about any of that. I just want Atomsk, that's all. I don't care what happens to this planet. They'll have to learn to 'think smooth', I guess!

• Amarao : [Naota has just emerged from Canti's head, glowing bright red]  The kid? Did he do it? HE GOT THE POWERS OF THE PIRATE KING! ATOMSK!

  Haruko : [suddenly enraged, gritting her teeth]  Ta-kun, you can't DO THAT! That power's MINE!

• Haruko : I lost him again because of you, Ta-kun, we couldn't pull it off. You wanna come along?

  [pauses] 

  Haruko : 'Know what? Forget it. 'Cause you're still a kid, Ta-kun. Save it for next time.

• Haruko : [after Naota accidentally kisses her, due to his new horn jutting his head up]  Yeah, Tak-kun! That's more like it.

  Naota : No, the horn. It's the horn.

  Haruko : My first kiss!

  Naota : Liar. You've done it plenty of times, and you know it.

• Haruko : It's Manhattan style, see? Little Prince Curry goes to New York. Mild, for kids.

  Naota : Uaaahhh, it's spicy, I don't care if it goes to New York!