The Hard Word (2002)

Guy Pearce: Dale

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Quotes 

• Frank Malone : Where's the money?

  Dale Twentyman : Oooh, I stuck it up a cow's arse.

  Frank Malone : Well I hope you washed your hands after.

• Carol Twentyman : I thought you liked me being a tart.

  Dale Twentyman : I like you being my tart.

• [while discussing about a prisoner's interest in a book called 'Portnoy's Complaint'] 

  Dean : What's he complaining about?

  Dale Twentyman : Oh, his mother, women, not enough sex. You know, the usual.

  Dean : Any good?

  Dale Twentyman : Well that would depend on whether you've spoofed all over the toothbrushes with your mother trying to bash down the bathroom door. 'Wanker's Bible', it's pretty funny.

  Dean : I'll have a go after Millenhall.

• Dale Twentyman : What's going on?

  Shane Twentyman : Tarzan's gone ape-shit!

• Dale Twentyman : We've got time for a swim after this.

  Shane Twentyman : We haven't got any trunks.

  Dale Twentyman : We'll go in our undies.

  Shane Twentyman : I'm not wearing any.

  Dale Twentyman : [Looks at Shane]  I'll buy you some.

  Shane Twentyman : Undies?

  Dale Twentyman : Trunks.

• Carol Twentyman : Listen to me, Dale. What are you doing? Will you just look at me, please?

  Dale Twentyman : It's too late, Carol. There's nothing left.

  Carol Twentyman : How can you say that? Dale, I love you. We fit together.

  Dale Twentyman : Right, well, I'll try to remember that when I'm thinking about your mouth wrapped around Frank's cock.

• Mal Twentyman : It really shits me, tracking us all the way out here just to rub it in our faces.

  Shane Twentyman : He is just being Frank. He can't help himself. He *has* to fuck you.

  Mal Twentyman : I'm sick of getting fucked.

  Shane Twentyman : I'm never getting fucked again.

  Dale Twentyman : We're getting fucked right now.

  Mal Twentyman : Fuck!