Mr. Deeds (2002)

Bruce French: Helicopter Pilot

Quotes 

• Longfellow Deeds : You guys football fans? I think the Pats can take the conference this year. I mean, the Dolphins are overrated and the Jets are choke artists.

  Helicopter Pilot : I wouldn't say that, Mr. Deeds.

  Longfellow Deeds : Just Deeds. And why is that, though?

  Helicopter Pilot : You own the Jets, Deeds.

  Longfellow Deeds : I do? Whoa. That sucks. Jeez, I hope they don't play the Pats in the playoffs or I'll have to kill myself.