- Catherine Viciy: This animal deserves a chance to live!
- Bob Thatcher: It had a chance... 10,000 years ago.
- Trent Parks: I don't think I want to go camping anymore. Let's do something a little more peaceful... like bungee jumping, or sky diving!
- Trent Parks: We got to get out of here.
- Casey Ballenger: Where's Lola? Trent, where is she? You left her behind?
- Trent Parks: It had her. There was nothing I could do. It's one of those dinosaurs.
- Casey Ballenger: What?
- Trent Parks: Those tigers with the teeth.
- Casey Ballenger: A sabretooth?
- Bob Thatcher: What?
- Leon Tingel: You're talking crazy, man. They're extinct.
- Bob Thatcher: No, you look. This is all yours.
- Catherine Viciy: Look, I didn't know. I thought I was doing something great!
- Bob Thatcher: Great for Catherine.
- Casey Ballenger: At least we'll be safe if we're attacked by boards.
- Trent Parks: That's called humor, right?
- Leon Tingel: Trent, Trent, who is that?
- Trent Parks: That's your fearless leader on this trip the Ice Queen.
- Leon Tingel: Yeah, maybe I can warm her up.
- Jason: Excuse me. Umm, what type of facilities will we have on this shindig?
- Casey Ballenger: Facilities?
- Jason: Yeah. You know for like, bathing, scrubbing, stuff like that.
- Trent Parks: He wants to know where the bathrooms are.
- Jason: Yeah.
- Casey Ballenger: Welcome to the great outdoors.
- Trent Parks: Where the world is your toilet.
- Lola Rodriguez: Poor guy, how'd you get roped into this?
- Jason: My mom said I was spending too much time in front of the computer. So I told her I'd go virtual camping. She told me she'd give me a virtual beating and I don't know. She said the fresh air would do me some good. I don't know if there's enough air up here to be fresh, though.
- Trent Parks: You can't baby 'em.
- Casey: I'm doing the training this year.
- Trent Parks: You might as well do it right.
- Casey: Are you gonna criticize everything I do?
- Lola Rodriguez: Are you two gonna fight like this the whole time? Jeez, I might as well be at my house.
- Trent Parks: Do it your way.
- Leon Tingel: He's an asshole, anyway.
- Trent Parks: He's just trying to get in your pants, Casey.
- Casey: Yeah, well maybe he will.
- Catherine Viciy: Do you think you can find it?
- Bob Thatcher: How much lead time does it have?
- Anthony Bricklin: About four hours. You can catch it easily.
- Bob Thatcher: A big cat like that can cover a lot of territory. It could be anywhere by now.
- Anthony Bricklin: But you can catch it.
- Bob Thatcher: Oh, yeah, I can find it.
- Catherine Viciy: Then we should get started. I'll get my things.
- Bob Thatcher: Oh, no, I do this alone.
- Catherine Viciy: Not this time.
- Anthony Bricklin: Believe me, you'll find it useful to have us around.
- Bob Thatcher: You want to come too? You're just gonna slow me down.
- Catherine Viciy: Then you'll be slowed down.
- Bob Thatcher: Maybe I'll just pass.
- Anthony Bricklin: Is this about your fee? I am prepared to be generous.
- Bob Thatcher: You know, everything is not always about money, Anthony.
- Anthony Bricklin: Don't be preposterous, of course it is.
- Casey Ballenger: That's not funny, Leon!
- Leon Tingel: Yes, it is. What're you talking about?
- Lola Rodriguez: I hope you fall, GI Joke.
- Anthony Bricklin: This thing must weigh 120 lbs.
- Bob Thatcher: You wanted to come along.
- Anthony Bricklin: Yeah, but it's my safari.
- Catherine Viciy: Stop whining, Anthony, and let's go.
- Anthony Bricklin: You're meant to be on my side.
- Catherine Viciy: No, you're supposed to be on my side.
- Anthony Bricklin: And who's side are you on?
- Kara Harmon: Her side, of course.
- Anthony Bricklin: I hate the poor.
- Trent Parks: Truth or dare?
- Lola Rodriguez: Dare. No, I want truth.
- Trent Parks: You ever slept with a girl?
- Casey Ballenger: Okay, I'm going to bed. I'm kind of tired.
- Lola Rodriguez: No. Have you?
- Catherine Viciy: Would you stop pacing?
- Anthony Bricklin: Look, you do what you do, I'll do what I do. I pace, you probably ride a broomstick.
- Bob Thatcher: They split here. The campers go that way, the cat goes that way.
- Catherine Viciy: Then that's where we go.
- Bob Thatcher: Wrong.
- Catherine Viciy: We follow the cat.
- Bob Thatcher: You do what you want. I'll do what I got to do.
- Catherine Viciy: Come on, Anthony, we're going to find that cat.
- Anthony Bricklin: Maybe we should stick together.
- Catherine Viciy: Don't tell me you're afraid.
- Anthony Bricklin: Of course not, but it's getting dark, and I think it'd be wiser to stick together.
- Catherine Viciy: I thought you had a pair, Anthony.
- Anthony Bricklin: I do and I'd like to keep them.
- Catherine Viciy: A satellite phone! Glad to see you finally made it to the twenty-first century.
- Bob Thatcher: Yeah, but I went kickin' and screamin'.
- Anthony Bricklin: Good god, you've got enough gear there to track a Yeti across Siberia.
- Bob Thatcher: Well, you wanted to take it alive.
- Anthony Bricklin: Yes, but I'm rethinking that as I speak!
- Kara Harmon: It could be right behind me and I wouldn't even know it.
- [Is immediately jumped by sabretooth and dragged away]