Gallagher: Totally New (1982 TV Special)

Gallagher: Self

Quotes 

• Gallagher : Why do they call a statue a bust when it stops right before the part it'd be named after?

• Gallagher : Before the invention of the telephone, you had to lie to people to their face.

• Gallagher : I mix comedy with the truth. My comedy is based on real life. My problem is real life ain't that damn funny.