The Shield (2002–2008)
Jay Karnes: Detective Holland 'Dutch' Wagenbach
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Quotes
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David Aceveda : [a rape victim is being difficult during an interrogation] I'll go play good cop.
Holland Wagenbach : I've already played good cop!
David Aceveda : Well, I'll play better cop.
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Holland Wagenbach : If you're so special, how come a lowly civil servant like me just caught you?
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[repeated line]
Holland Wagenbach : Oh, you've gotta be shittin' me.
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Holland Wagenbach : When was the last time you saw your dick without using a mirror?
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Holland Wagenbach : [about Vic Mackey] Why does everyone like that asshole so much?
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Romero : I'll put my hand on the Bible.
Holland Wagenbach : Not as much fun as putting your hands on another man's wife.
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Holland Wagenbach : If my tone sounds superior it's because I'm American and you're Greek!
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Holland Wagenbach : I am mature and distinguished - a lot of young women appreciate that.
Claudette Wyms : You really ought to cut back on the porn.
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Holland Wagenbach : Pussy said yes plenty.
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Claudette Wyms : Since when do you speak Spanish?
Holland Wagenbach : I'm taking a class... I work in Los Angeles. Not knowing the language was limiting me from being the best detective I could be.
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Holland Wagenbach : What am I, the Strike Team now?
Claudette Wyms : What?
Holland Wagenbach : Well, that sounded like an order.
Claudette Wyms : No, it wasn't - Do you want to go?
Holland Wagenbach : Yeah, but it's nice to be asked.
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Holland Wagenbach : You're too young to quit.
Claudette Wyms : And I'm too old for this shit.
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Holland Wagenbach : Is that a reporter?
Claudette Wyms : Yeah. Haven't you heard? Our captain's a "Latino to watch".
Holland Wagenbach : When's someone going to write an article about lanky white guys to watch?
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Holland Wagenbach : [about Danny's pregnancy] That's Vic's kid. I got 50 bucks in the pool.
Claudette Wyms : That's funny, I got 50 on you.
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Holland Wagenbach : My ex wife was a drunk, you think if I hauled her off to happy hour every night, I could have saved my marriage?
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Holland Wagenbach : You ever hear of a Canadian super pot?
Vic Mackey : What, you looking to buy a bag?
