- Carmen: Okay, Mom, if you want information, just go straight to the source.
- Carmen: [she taps some keys and "Welcome to the Pentagon" appears]
- Ingrid: How did you do that? You can't do that. There is no hacking in this household!
- Carmen: [Carmen taps another key and disconnects]
- Carmen: I know. Sorry.
- Ingrid: [sighs]
- Ingrid: Show me that again.
- Gertie Giggles: We tried to activate our micrograpplers, but they didn't deploy!
- Juni: Nothing works here.
- Gary Giggles: Yeah, we know that now! Thanks for the update, Carrot Top!
- Carmen: Juni, come back! They need our help!
- Juni: Oh, I'll help them. l want to get him back over here so l can push him back over myself.
- [Felix has betrayed the Cortezes, the family he was assigned to protect, by taking the Transmooker from them]
- Carmen: Uncle Felix, how could you?
- Felix Gumm: I'm not your uncle!
- Ingrid: But we treated you like family.
- Felix Gumm: Donnagon said that if I joined him, he wouldn't get rid of me like he's gonna get rid of you guys.
- Donnagon Giggles: Can't argue with that.
- Donnagon Giggles: Well, Cortezes, any last words?
- Ingrid: None that I can say in front of my children.
- Grandmother: Not to mention your mother.
- Carmen: So, even if your dad is behind all this, you'd still side with him over what's right?
- Gertie Giggles: Right? How do you ever know what's right?
- Carmen: Trust me. When the moment comes, you'll know.
- Gertie Giggles: I think that moment's come.
- Dr. Romero: Do you think God lives in Heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what He's created here on Earth?
- Gary Giggles: You take her down, and I'll take this down. That way we both look good.
- Juni: I'm not doing this for looks, Gary.
- Gary Giggles: Hahaha! You're creature's lame! And so are you, lame-o! It's all over for you, squirt! Too bad your dork sister's not here to cheer me on!
- Gary Giggles: Don't hurt yourselves with outdated gear. Remember, an agent is only as good as his gadgets...
- [crowd chanting "Carmen" and she peek out behind a curtain]
- Carmen: I am NOT going out there!
- Machete: Oh YES you are! You're a spy, you're undercover, and you have to make THEM think you're a pop star!
- Carmen: I can't sing!
- Machete: Who can these days? I can't tell you how many artists have used my Machete Miracle Microphone.
- [He puts a microphone on Carmen]
- Carmen: [with microphone] I can't sing...
- [she heard her voice singing]
- Machete: This will make you dance like Britney Lopez.
- Juni: Hey, what about me?
- [He hands Juni a guitar]
- Machete: This will make you play like Angus Van Santana!
- Juni: Cool.
- Machete: Now get out there and ROCK!
- Park Public Relations: [opening lines]
- [the amusement park gates open, children run and cheer and paparazzi cameras click]
- Park Public Relations: Hello, everyone! We wanna welcome a very special guest to our park today, the President's daughter!
- [cameras click and paparazzi shout, as the PR interviews Alexandra]
- Park Public Relations: Hello, Alexandra! Where's your father?
- [the microphone points to Alexandra]
- Alexandra: [into microphone] He'll be here.
- [to herself]
- Alexandra: I'll make sure of it.
- Dinky Winks: [introducing himself to Alexandra] Well, hey there Little Miss First Lady! I'm Dinky Winks,
- [winks]
- Dinky Winks: owner of this fine establishment. Ready to ride the ride and shrill to the thrills, spills and chills?
- Alexandra: Yes I am!
- Dinky Winks: [points to Alexandra] Right this way!
- Gary Giggles: [Gary and Juni are trying to rescue the President's daughter from being stuck on the Juggler] Over here!
- Alexandra: [scared and reluctant] Get away from me!
- Juni: [reaching his hand to Alexandra] Alexandra, take my hand!
- Alexandra: [doesn't want to be rescued by any of them] Back off! I want my father to come up here and get me.
- Juni: But he's the President of the United States!
- Alexandra: No, he's my father! He was my father before he *ever* became President, and he should still be my father *now*!
- [stamping her foot]
- Alexandra: I want *him* up here!
- President's Secret Service Agent: [to the other Secret Service agent] Sir, we have a situation.
- [whispers]
- President's Secret Service Agent: She's got the Transmooker.
- President's Secret Service Agent: [into walkie-talkie, to Juni and Gary] This is now a Code Red situation! Get her down, now!
- Juni: [to Alexandra] The point is, you and your father need to have a talk.
- [referring to the ride]
- Juni: Up here may not be the best place. Come with me and I promise the two of you will have that talk.
- Alexandra: [not believing Juni] How can you promise that?
- Juni: [showing Alexandra his Level 2 OSS Badge and Gary looks at it in shock] I'm Level 2. I can order him to talk to you.
- [Alexandra looks at Juni and smiles]
- Donnagon Giggles: Where'd it go? Where'd it go?
- Dr. Romero: I don't know.
- [Gets nudged by Magna Man]
- Dr. Romero: The Spork took it.
- Gary Giggles: Can't let you bust up my dad's machine, Juni. So I guess I'll just have to bust you up!
- Juni: We can take 'em! Come on, buddy! We can take 'em! l don't think we can take 'em!
- Juni: [Juni notices the Secret Service agents stepping from left to right in time to the music, and notices Alexandra behind them] Alexandra?
- Alexandra: [dancing within the agents] Yes?
- Juni: What're you doing in there?
- Alexandra: [doing a couple of ballet moves and pirouettes] Dancing.
- Juni: [noticing the amount of Secret Service agents] Do you always carry this many Secret Service around?
- Alexandra: [still doing pirouettes] My dad's idea. He's gotten a little...
- [spinning around in a pirouette]
- Alexandra: paranoid.
- Juni: [asking Alexandra to dance] Well, would you dance with me?
- Alexandra: [still dancing] No.
- Juni: [to the Secret Service agents] Alright! Hold on a second, guys!
- [shows the Level 2 badge]
- Juni: Level 2! Break it up!
- [the Secret Service agents split and show Alexandra]
- Juni: [to Alexandra] Why not?
- Alexandra: [the Secret Service agents look at Alexandra] I only dance... ballet.
- [they look back at Juni]
- Juni: [looking at Alexandra and realizes something] What an incredible coincidence!
- [Juni does a ballet leap]
- Juni: So do I!
- [Alexandra looks at Juni shocked and they both start dancing ballet]