. . . to learn during POLO WITH THE STARS that "horses naturally tend to the Left." Mr. Morrison (aka, "John Wayne," aka, "Il Duce") ALSO veered to the Left during his Early Warner Bros. Robin Hood Days, when his on-screen characters habitually stole from the Rich and shared the former's ill-gotten Wealth as Reparations for the poor. But then that Original Witch Hunter, U.S. Senator Joe "Mad Dog" McCarthy (R-WI) and his Snitch-in-Chief, Hollywood Director John Ford, caught young Morrison in their Spiderweb; Tinseltown has never been the same. If the geriatric, bloated Old Man Morrison had actually KNOWN that he was not only spewing the words of a card-carrying Communist screenwriter during his TRUE GRIT "Rooster Cogburn" Oscar turn, but ALSO crushing the spine of a Leftist Draft Horse, surely he'd have wanted no part of his gelded statuette presentation for such a "Pinko"-dependent performance. When Morrison and fellow troglodyte Ward Bond cruised up and down Hollywood Boulevard in the Fifties clubbing any late night revelers within their reach who struck them as being Gay in the fashion of Canadians slaughtering baby seals, at least they were more appropriately mounted upon Right-Wing Neanderthal Harley Davidson Hogs.
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