Trailer Park Boys (2001–2018)

Glen Michael Grant: Satellite Employee

Quotes 

• Ricky : What, do you own space? No, NASA does.

  [pronounces it "Nay-Saw"] 

  Satellite Employee : Naysaw?

  Ricky : Rocket people? Perhaps you've heard of them?

  Satellite Employee : It's NASA!

• Danny : [shouts]  For fuck sakes, Ricky! What the fuck are you doing with the satellites? I paid ten fuckin' dollars! I want my fucking satellite signal! Jesus Christ!

  Ricky : Danny, chill the fuck out! I'm fucking trying here, it'll be back up in a bit! Calm the fuck down.

  Satellite Employee : Look, if these satellites aren't down in ten minutes, I'll have no choice but to call the cops.

  Julian : Ricky, get the dishes off my roof.

  Ricky : [starts throwing dishes off the roof]  I'll take every fucking one of these down, is that what you want? Fuckin' retards. I don't give a fuck about this stupid bullshit.

  [smashes a dish through the TV van's windshield] 

  Ricky : There, they're in the fuckin' van, now leave.

  Danny : [in the background]  Ten fuckin' dollars a month!