Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law (2000–2007)

Gary Cole: Harvey Birdman, Judge Hiram Mightor, Avenger, Additional Voices, Birdman, Emu Handler, Governor, Group Councilor, Man in Clogs, Melvin Van Peebles, Potamus Follower, Superson

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Quotes 

• Harvey Birdman : Debbie, we're going to need some law books. With pictures this time.

• Harvey Birdman : Hmm. It says here that if a person's not married by the time he's 35, he's got a better chance of being robbed at gunpoint by a desperate and somewhat bloated Christian Slater.

• Harvey Birdman : Your Honor, I'd like to...

  Mentok : [interrupting]  Yes, you can introduce it.

  [Harvey looks at Mentok for a long second] 

  Mentok : Hello? Mind-taker!

• [repeated line] 

  Judge Hiram Mightor : Deedle deedle dee.

• Harvey Birdman : [upon learning that he's George Jetson's great-great-great-great-great-grandfather]  Then that means... that I'm your... This means I finally get to have sex!

  [shouts] 

  Harvey Birdman : With a woman!

  George Jetson : No, there are other ways.

• Harvey Birdman : Avenger! My personal digital assistant!

  [Avenger gives him his palm-pilot] 

  Harvey Birdman : How do you make a "T" again? Do you press that and leave it down, or...?

• [Repeated line] 

  Harvey Birdman : I'll take the case.

• Harvey Birdman : I'm going to need proof!

  Peanut : Proof of what?

  Harvey Birdman : Um... Evolution?

  [they come across an unnamed governor suspiciously-reminiscent of George Wallace at the schoolhouse gates] 

  Peanut : I'd look elsewhere for that...

• [Harvey has just realized he's being sued by all of the villains he's injured over the years; Potamus is staring straight ahead] 

  Harvey Birdman : Class-action suit? And the first thing you asked was whether or not they got that thing you sent them?

  Peter Potamus : [short pause]  Check out the ha-has on Ms. Stenopad.