Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

Robert Wagner: Number Two

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• Goldmember : Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Austin Power's fahza.

  Dr. Evil : His what?

  Number 2 : His fahza, Dr. Evil.

  Dr. Evil : His farger? What's a farger?

  Goldmember : His fahza. You know, the fahza.

  Dr. Evil : You know Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. Okay, perv boy?

  Goldmember : Fahza, his dad, dad is fahza.

  Dr. Evil : Oh, his dad. His *fa-ther*

• Dr. Evil : Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H.

  [Scott snickers] 

  Dr. Evil : What?

  Scott Evil : Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream, you ass.

  Dr. Evil : I'm sorry, did you say you want some ice cream?

  Scott Evil : Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass-cream.

  Dr. Evil : Perhaps later.

  Number 2 : Dr. Evil, I love your plan.

  Dr. Evil : You do?

  Frau Farbissina : Yah. It's a really good plan.

  Dr. Evil : Yes Frau, on the whole Preparation H feels good.

  [Scott resumes snickering] 

  Dr. Evil : What is it now?

  Scott Evil : No, I totally agree with you. Preparation H does feel good... on the hole.

• Number 2 : While you were in space, I created a way for us to make huge sums of legitimate money, and still maintain the ethics and the business practices of an evil organization. I have turned us into talent agency; the Hollywood Talent Agency.

• Number 2 : Dr. Evil, can you continue with your plan?

  Dr. Evil : Of course, Number 2, our plan is SCOTTY DON'T.

  Scott Evil : Oh, come on, you're such a lame ass.

• Number 2 : Heiliger Wald