- Dan Gibbons: I don't like it, JoJo. I don't like it at all.
- JoJo Donnelly: Your likes and dislikes are as interesting to me as your sex life, Dan.
- Louie Gibbons: JoJo... JoJo!
- JoJo Donnelly: For Christ's sake Louie, do you like the sound of my name or something?
- Louie Gibbons: You make a phone call to a company of glaziers that don't exist. In your office, I give you the chance to tell me and you don't. Surely you must have known I'd have gotten it from the manager.
- Dan Gibbons: Hey, everybody slips up now and again. Anyway I don't know what you're talking about, I just called them through Yellow Pages.
- Louie Gibbons: Prove it.
- Dan Gibbons: Well, see, I don't really have to. You prove that I didn't.