The Master of Disguise (2002)

Austin Wolff: Barney Baker

Quotes 

• Grandfather Disguisey : [walks outside after hearing crash]  Ahh you're too young for the job. Go home and ask your mommy to change you're diaper.

  Barney Baker : I don't wear a diaper.

  Grandfather Disguisey : [laughs]  Hey Pistachio! There's a talking baby out here!

  Pistachio Disguisey : I want to see the talking baby coochy coochy coo! Brave Barney Baker nice to see you again!

  Grandfather Disguisey : You know this baby?

  Pistachio Disguisey : Yes, yes of course I do!

  Barney Baker : Actually I was potty trained when I was two.

  Pistachio Disguisey : Yes you are the conductor of the potty train!