Jersey Girl (2004)
George Carlin: Bart Trinke
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Quotes
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Ollie : [having been invited to the bar with Gertrude and Bart] No, that's OK, I'll stay here and do the dishes. I only cooked, why shouldn't I clean?
Bart : Suit yourself. Don't wash that pan, I got a nice layer of juice built up for the pork roll, and I don't want you scrubbing it off.
Ollie : That 'juice' is called grease, Dad. It's bad for you. It clogs your arteries.
Bart : It's called 'juice'. And it greases your father's insides so he can better swallow the shit his son feeds him twice a year, when he can be bothered to come to visit him.
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Bart : Try acting like a father, shit-head.