Inspector Gadget 2 (2003 Video)

Mark Mitchell: Chief Quimby

Quotes 

• [repeated line] 

  Chief Quimby : GADGET!

• Inspector Gadget : Fired? *You* can't fire me! I quit!

  Chief Quimby : Hmm.

  Inspector Gadget : Wait a second, I don't wanna quit. Besides, Chief, it's not my fault.

  [reaches into his coat pocket] 

  Inspector Gadget : Look what Baxter found on me.

  [holds up a tiny beeping antenna] 

  Inspector Gadget : A circuit override chip.

  Chief Quimby : I don't care! Claw stole the laser, and you tarred and feathered the mayor in *toothpaste* and caused a hundred thousand dollars in damages!

  [dryly] 

  Chief Quimby : Turn in your badge, Gadget.

  Inspector Gadget : Oh! But, Chief... all I ever wanted to be, my entire life, was a crime fighter.

  Chief Quimby : Your badge.

  [Gadget sadly looks to G2, takes out his badge and reluctantly slides it onto Chief Quimby's desk] 

  Chief Quimby : Well, that'll be all... *Mr.* Gadget.

• Chief Quimby : [sits in his office chair whilst eating a jam donut]  Gadget! I told you *specifically* not to go to the stakeout!

  Inspector Gadget : That's not entirely accurate, Chief. You told me not to get within a hundred yards of the stakeout, and I posted myself exactly one hundred... and one... yards... away.

  G2 : Then how did you manage to get tangled up with me inside the warehouse?

  Inspector Gadget : Well, you gave me backup at the bar. I thought I'd give you backup at the warehouse.

  G2 : I *never* need backup.

  [to Quimby] 

  G2 : And until we find out what Claw needs the fuel cells for, all of Riverton is at risk.

  Inspector Gadget : Chief, you *have* to put me back on the case! The department *needs* me!

  [bangs his fist on the desk, accidentally squashes a box of jam donuts; Quimby's face is covered in jam; Gadget straightens himself] 

  Chief Quimby : [calmly]  That's right, Gadget. The department *does* need you. And I've got just the assignment to take advantage of your unique abilities.

  [chuckles evilly] 

• Inspector Gadget : [watching Quimby's mother beat up cellmates]  Wowers! That's gotta hurt!

  Chief Quimby : Mom's tough love.

  [to Gadget] 

  Chief Quimby : This is your last warning, Gadget!

  [wags his pink finger] 

  Chief Quimby : Stick to solving real crimes!

  Inspector Gadget : Chief, there are no criminals left. They're all in Riverton Prison.

• [last lines] 

  Chief Quimby , Mayor Wilson : [one of Gadget's fireworks explodes in Quimby and Wilson's faces]  GADGET!

• Baxter : I wouldn't bother the chief right now. I heard some idiot arrested his mother this afternoon.

  Inspector Gadget : Oh.

  Chief Quimby : [furiously]  Where is he?

  [barges into Baxter's laboratory] 

  Chief Quimby : Gadget!

  Baxter : [sneaks away]  Ooh...

  Chief Quimby : You put *my* mother in jail for *drag racing*?

  Inspector Gadget : And driving without a license. You've always said, Chief, no one is above the law!

  Chief Quimby : This is what you also said *last* week, when you arrested that troop of *Girl Rangers* for selling *cookies*!

  [the Girl Rangers' mug shots are taken] 

  Inspector Gadget : Those "cookies" were three days past expiration date!

  Chief Quimby : [accidentally gets bubble gum on his left hand]  What? Ugh! You are *this close* to being put on probation, Gadget! Now, let's get my mother out! Heaven *knows* what's happening to her down there with all those lowlifes!