The Hot Chick (2002)
Anna Faris: April
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Quotes
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Jessica Spencer , April : Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base... ball, baseball he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor... ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock... roaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug... glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All guys really want to do is - forget it, no such luck.
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April : So... do you really have a penis?
Jessica (Clive) : I don't think you get the gravity of the situation here.
April : Can I see it?
Jessica (Clive) : April!
April : Sorry... can I see it?
[Jessica gives April a dirty look]
April : Come on, it's not every day that your best friend grows a penis.
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April : Uh, Jessica has a... problem.
Ling Ling : She's only going to make us wait an hour this time.
Lulu : What about the class trip to Six Flags. She took so long in the bathroom we missed the bus.
Ling Ling : Our parents had to drive three hours to pick us up.
Jessica (Clive) : I had my period, OK!
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Jessica (Clive) : April, do you remember in second grade when you moved here from Arkansas? And everyone made fun of you and threw rocks at you, 'cuz you talked funny and your front two teeth were brown. I was your only friend. I gave you that locket, round your neck, when your grandmother was sick. You said, you said...
April : We'd be bestest friends forever.
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[after Jake asks April for a second chance]
April : I'm sorry. But I'm kind of into that new boyfriend smell.
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Jessica (Clive) : Well, THAT was an experience... Is there any ice in here?
April : No
Jessica (Clive) : Thank God.
