The Bugs Bunny Mystery Special (1980 TV Movie)
Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Yosemite Sam, Wile E. Coyote, Sylvester, Tweety, Rocky, Mugsy
Quotes
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Bugs Bunny : Gee, I uh, really don't think I'm your type, Doc.
Elmer Fudd : Don't play games with me, Wabbit! You're under awwest!
[handcuffs Bugs]
Bugs Bunny : [munches on his carrot] A simple case of mistaken indemnity.
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Elmer Fudd : It's the end of the wine, Tall Dark Stwanger. I have a warrant for your awwest!
[shows Bugs a card saying "I.O.U.", but he soon turns it over and is surprised]
Elmer Fudd : I.O.U.?
Bugs Bunny : And *I* *love* *you*!
[smooches Elmer, then escapes by leaping out the train window onto a mail hook]
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Wile E. Coyote : [romances the time bomb decoy that Bugs Bunny sent] Ah, my darling, how beautiful you are. How devastating! How lucky! Little did you dream that one day you would marry a genius.
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Bugs Bunny : Fight fire with fire, I always say.
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Yosemite Sam : I'm gonna give you solitary confinement for 99 years!
Bugs Bunny : Eh, you wouldn't be so tough if you weren't wearing uniform!
Yosemite Sam : Oh, I wouldn't, huh?
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Taxi Radio Announcer : Calling Agent Fudd, calling Agent Fudd: the Tall Dark Stranger is about to leave the City Bank.
Elmer Fudd : At wast! I've got you this time, Tall Dark Stranger! Step on it! Bye-bye!
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Bugs Bunny : [singing] Oh give me land, lots of land, under starry skies above. Don't fence me in. Let me run through the wide, open country that I love, oh don't fence me in.
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Wile E. Coyote : Brilliance. That's all I can say. Sheer, unadulterated brilliance!
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Wile E. Coyote : You are a rabbit, and I'm going to eat you for supper. Now, don't try to get away! I am more muscular, more cunning, faster, and larger than you are, and I'm a genius. Why, you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten. So, I'll give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers.
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Wile E. Coyote : Why do they always want to do it the hard way?
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Wile E. Coyote : Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mud!
[faints]
Bugs Bunny : And remember: mud spelled backwards is 'dum'!
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Bugs Bunny : [after Yosemite Sam locks him in the jail cell] Gee, I don't get it, Doc. How come you locked me outside?
Yosemite Sam : Outside? Why, you're *inside!*
Bugs Bunny : [chuckles] Oh, no, I'm not; I'm outside. *You're* inside.
Yosemite Sam : [glancing puzzledly around the cell] I am?
[opens the cell door]
Yosemite Sam : Well then, get in here!
Bugs Bunny : [Bugs shrugs, walks out, locks Sam in the cell, then takes the keys out and walks away] Boo-hoo. Now I'll never see my wife and kids again. Boo-hoo-hoo.
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Elmer Fudd : Aha! I've got you now! You tall, dark stwanger!
[Bugs tacitly tells Elmer that the tall dark stranger wasn't him, he motions Elmer to look at the actual tall dark stranger, looming before them]
Bugs Bunny : All right now, this has gone far enough. Let's have a look at ya.
[the stranger unmasks himself, which turns out to be Porky]
Elmer Fudd , Bugs Bunny : You!
Porky Pig : [stammers] Well, I had to get this story...
[stammers]
Porky Pig : moving somehow.
Bugs Bunny : I could've sworn the butler did it.
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Elmer Fudd : [seeing the empty ceiling hook on the train] Gwacious! The tall dark stwanger has stwuck again!
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[last lines]
Porky Pig : Well, as - as you can see, everything came out fine in the end. Everyone got what they-they-they deserved.
[chuckles]
Porky Pig : Even me.
Bugs Bunny : [closing Porky's cell door] Yep. Even you.
Porky Pig : [stammers] Th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!
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Elmer Fudd : I want *you* to go after that *wabbit*. You're sneaky, woithless, wotten, and mean.
Yosemite Sam : Robbery'll get you nowhere!
Elmer Fudd : [handing Sam a sack of money] Aw, pwetty pwease?
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Bugs Bunny : [voiceover] Extra, read all about it: Tweety Boid missing! Boid gets the boi-d! Read all about it: million dollar boid gone!
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Bugs Bunny : [singing as he flies the plane] You're off for the big show tonight, so fly from wing to wing...
Yosemite Sam : [rushing into the cockpit] I'm a-takin' over this flyin' machine! Gimme that wheel!
Bugs Bunny : [shrugs] Well, if you insist.
[he yanks the steering wheel out and throws it out the window]
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Mayor : We are gathered here today to pay homage to this magnificent cat... who fought his natural instincts to save this little bird. Yes; and now, gentlemen, you may take your pictures of the cat kissing the little bird.
[extends Tweety to Sylvester]
Mayor : Come on, cat, kiss the little birdie.
Tweety Bird : Come on, puddy tat, kiss the wittle birdie!