Peter Kay: PC Mackintosh
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Quotes
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PC McIntosh : [the townspeople are discussing the attack on their vegetables] If you ask me, this was arson.
Townspeople : [gasp]
Mr. Caliche : Arson?
PC McIntosh : Yeah, somebody arsin' around! One of you lot!
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Reverend Clement Hedges : This was no man. Does a man have teeth the size of axe blades? Or ears like terrible tombstones? By tampering with nature, forcing vegetables to swell far beyond their natural size, we have brought a terrible judgement upon ourselves.
[Omninous organ music plays]
PC McIntosh : [to the organ player] Hey, give over!
[Organ player stops]
PC McIntosh : You're mental.
Reverend Clement Hedges : And for our sins, a hideous creature has been sent to punish us all! Repent! Repent! Lest you, too, taste the wrath of... the Were-Rabbit!
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[after everyone thinks that the wererabbit is dead and everyone is celebrating]
Lord Victor Quartermaine : [whispering] I don't want to alarm anyone, but the beast isn't actually dead yet.
PC McIntosh : [shouting through his loudspeaker] *The beast isn't actually dead yet?*
[everything stops]
PC McIntosh : [into loudspeaker] Oops.
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[the Were-Rabbit is teetering on the edge of the roof and accidentally knocks down a stone urn]
PC McIntosh : Stand back! There may be a large rabbit dropping!
