CSI: Miami (2002–2012)

Rory Cochrane: CSI Detective Tim 'Speed' Speedle, Tim Speedle

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• [about a doctor's ugly Persian rug] 

  Tim Speedle : Just because you have a medical degree doesn't mean you have taste.

• Suspect : I swear on my mother, all right?

  Tim Speedle : I'm glad I'm not her.

• Eric Delko : Sorry I'm late. I was busy.

  Tim Speedle : Busy with the left hand?

  Eric Delko : [smirking]  Very funny.

• Calleigh Duquesne : French lace. From the window at the Moreno house. It's also used in high-end toupees. Gives a more natural look to the hair line.

  Tim Speedle : Lace on a rug?

  Calleigh Duquesne : Mmm-hmm.

  Tim Speedle : Shoot me if it comes to that.

• [death by carbon monoxide] 

  Man : What killed that guy?

  Tim Speedle : He had gas.

• Tim Speedle : She looked him right in the eyes when he was killing her.

  Horatio Caine : And he looked back.

• Calleigh Duquesne : Why fill in the number? Why not just sand it all the way down?

  Tim Speedle : I don't know. Maybe it's a guy thing.

  Calleigh Duquesne : What? They'll add on or cover up, but they won't mess with the chassis?

  Tim Speedle : You know what, you're scaring me.

• [looking for evidence in a house] 

  Tim Speedle : Why's it always gotta be in the toilet?

• Calleigh Duquesne : [Quickly walking through the break room]  Hi guys, bye guys.

  Eric Delko : [Stopping her]  Hey, Calleigh, I heard you busted the stereo man.

  Calleigh Duquesne : Hey, I heard you found out who the car crash victim really is.

  Tim Speedle : Yup, he was a bad guy.

  Calleigh Duquesne : You know, maybe not all bad.

  Tim Speedle : I think the mob would disagree about 1.5 million times.

  Calleigh Duquesne : Yeah, but you know, I was thinking. If he hadn't have stolen from the mob, then he never would have become a beach bum in Florida and then he never would have got picked up by the hurricane. Then if he hadn't got picked up by the hurricane he would have never hit Burton's car, and if it wasn't for hitting Burton's car, Burton would have gotten away with murder.

  Eric Delko : [Smiling]  Leave it to you, Calleigh, to find something good to come out of a hurricane.

  Calleigh Duquesne : [Smiling]  They do alleviate global warming.

  [She leaves] 

  Tim Speedle : [to Eric]  She's way too cheerful.

• Eric Delko : CART scrutineers hand out the pop-up valves...

  Tim Speedle : [cutting him off]  What'd you say?

  Eric Delko : Scrutineers. That's what CART calls their tech inspectors.

  Tim Speedle : Well, they might, you shouldn't.