The Scream Team (2002 TV Movie)

Kathy Najimy: Mariah

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Quotes 

• Mariah : [interrupts an argument with Jumper and Ed] 

  Mariah : Gentlemen, please. I think we have a few pressing problems here.

  Ian Carlyle : So, what exactly is this place?

  Mariah : Oh. No. No. Listen - just forget it. It's much too complicated to explain.

  Ian Carlyle : Some sort of after-life wait station?

  Mariah : Okay, maybe not so complicated.

• Claire Carlyle : [about the ghosts she and Ian have encountered]  They're dead aren't they?

  Mariah : [to Coffin Ed, upon the encounter]  They're alive, aren't they?

• Claire Carlyle : [walks up close to the portal mirror] 

  Claire Carlyle : What is this?

  Mariah : Oh, hey. No, no, no. Hey! Step away. Away from the portal!

  [They step away] 

  Mariah : Thank you. You will have your opportunity soon enough. Not now.

  Claire Carlyle : [Afraid]  I'm going to die?

  Coffin Ed : Uh, hello. Newsflash - everybody dies.

• Jumper : This is getting embarrassing! What are we doing? We are the Soul Patrol! We got way more life force than a dozen stinking ghosts. This is what I signed up for.

  [Shakes head, with an attitude] 

  Jumper : I say, we kick some serious ghost butt.

  Mariah : Yeah, except for you didn't sign up. You were sentenced!

  Jumper : What - ever.

  [Turns to Ed] 

  Jumper : Are you with me, Eddie?

  Coffin Ed : Only one week left on the force! Why can't I just retire in peace?

• Jumper : [rants off about being trapped in a jar] 

  Jumper : And some partner you turned out to be.

  [Makes a face with his palm facing the brother and sister] 

  Jumper : Wiggity biggity woo! That's the best you could do?

  Coffin Ed : You're welcome.

  Jumper : [sarcastic]  Oh, I'm supposed to be thanking you now. Two little kids here, you can't even scare...

  Mariah : [interrupts]  Gentlemen, please. I think we have a few pressing problems here.