Quotes
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Calimero, el Tirano : [on the red phone] Who is it?
Nadiusko, espía ruso : Ah, Mr. Excellency. Good morning, Generalissimo. It's Nadiusko. At your and the fatherland's service. I don't know if you remember...
Fredy Mazas : AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nadiusko, espía ruso : Anyway... What a beautiful country. And the people are so charming. And 2 phones... a red one and a black one... What's the black one for?
Calimero, el Tirano : For ordering people's heads cut off when they lie to me on the red one.
Nadiusko, espía ruso : Really?
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Ofelia : Mortadelo, how will you introduce me? As your fiancée, your lover, your confident...?
Mortadelo : His Excellency's son and... maid.
Fredy Mazas : Hi, six-toes! Don't you like the milk of our country?
Mortadelo : What do you mean?
Fredy Mazas : As you brought your own cow...
Mortadelo : [laughing] VERY WITTY, DUDE, VERY WITTY!