- Sandi Toskvig: The last thing I said was don't watch Graham Norton in front of granny.
- Graham Norton: And did they?
- Sandi Toskvig: I don't know. She's still talking to me, so probably not!
- Graham Norton: You won't believe the temperature here. I will be going for a swim later, just as soon as I've cracked the ice in the pool!
- [Graham has revealed his Earthquake simulator]
- Bert Reynolds: I have a bed like that.
- Graham Norton: Lucky you!