- Karen Carpenter: Hi.
- Kukla: Hi.
- Ollie: Hi.
- Karen Carpenter: How ya doin'?
- Ollie: I'm great Karen, just great.
- Karen Carpenter: I'm really glad you came tonight, but can I have a merry Christmas kiss you think?
- Ollie: Oh, you think? Get out of the way junior. You know what that was? That was my blarney stone kiss. I'm sorry you didn't get it.
- Kukla: Could I have one?
- Karen Carpenter: Yeah here.
- Kukla: Right on my nose I love that.
- Karen Carpenter: You are really darling, the both of you. And you know I am really glad you came because, I have been a fan of yours for a long, long time.
- Kukla: You haven't really?
- Karen Carpenter: Yes I have.
- Kukla: You have?
- Karen Carpenter: I wouldn't ever lie to you.
- Kukla: Oh wonderful.
- Karen Carpenter: And you know what else?
- Ollie: What?
- Karen Carpenter: You're even cuter in person.
- Kukla: Thank you very much Karen.
- Karen Carpenter: Oh you're welcome.
- Ollie: I think she meant me Kukla.
- Karen Carpenter: Ollie I meant both of you.
- Ollie: You did?
- Karen Carpenter: Yeah.