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The Day After Tomorrow (2004)
Jack Hall:
Professor, I think it's time you got out of there.
Terry Rapson: I'm afraid that time has come and gone, my friend.
Jack Hall: What can we do?
Terry Rapson: Save as many as you can.
[as Brian works on a radio]
Statue of Liberty Guard: Maybe you should have somebody help with that, you know?
Brian Parks: Sir, I am president of the Electronics Club, the Math Club, and the Chess Club. Now if there's a bigger nerd in here, please ... point him out.
Statue of Liberty Guard: ... I'll just leave you alone to work on it, then.
Laura Chapman: I've got one. Your favorite vacation?
Sam Hall: You mean besides this one?
Laura Chapman: I'm fine ... s'can't sleep ... My mind keeps going over all those worthless Decathlon facts.
Sam Hall: Mm.
Laura Chapman: 'S pretty stupid, huh?
Sam Hall: No, it's alright. I guess you just haven't had time to adjust yet.
Laura Chapman: How'm I supposed to adjust, Sam? Everything I've ever cared about, everything I've worked for ... has all been preparation for a future that no longer exists. I know you always thought I took the competition too seriously ... you were right. It was all for nothing.
Sam Hall: No, no ... No I just, I just said that to avoid admitting the truth.
Laura Chapman: The truth about what?
Sam Hall: ... About w-why I joined the team ... I joined it because of you.
Jeremy: Friedrich Nietzsche! We cannot burn Friedrich Nietzsche; he was the most important thinker of 19th Century!
Elsa: Oh, please! Nietzsche was a chauvinist pig, who was in love with his sister.
Jeremy: He was not a chauvinist pig.
Elsa: But he was in love with his sister.
Brian Parks: Uh ... 'scuse me? You guys? Yeah ... there's a whole section on tax law down here that we can burn.
Jack Hall: [on Sam failing calculus] I'm not angry. I'm disappointed.
Sam Hall: Do you wanna hear my side of it?
Jack Hall: Sam, how can there be two sides?
Sam Hall: Hey, look, I got every question right on the final and the only reason Mr. Spengler failed me was because I didn't write out the solutions.
Jack Hall: Why not?
Sam Hall: I do them in my head.
Jack Hall: Did you tell him that?
Sam Hall: I did. He said he didn't believe me. He said that if he couldn't do them in my head then I must be cheating.
Jack Hall: Well, that's ridiculous! How can he fail you for being smarter than he is?
Sam Hall: That's what I said.
Jack Hall: [smirks] You did? How'd he take it?
Sam Hall: He flunked me, remember?
Terry Rapson: We found something extraordinary... extraordinary and disturbing, that is. You remember saying in New Delhi about how melting of the polar ice can disrupt the North Atlantic current?
Jack Hall: Yes.
Terry Rapson: Well... I think it's happening.
Terry Rapson: [after Simon suggests that the scotch might serve as fuel to keep them alive] Are you mad? That's a 12-year-old scotch!
Jason Evans: [as he meets Janet Tokada] Hi, I'm Jason!
Jason Evans: What's going to happen to us?
Jack Hall: What do you mean?
Jason Evans: I mean "us"? Civilization? Everyone?
Jack Hall: Mankind survived the last ice age. We're certainly capable of surviving this one. The only question is, will we be able to learn from our mistakes?
Jack Hall: I will come for you, do you understand me?
J.D.: [showing the other students the museum] I couldn't let you guys leave New York without seeing the Natural History Museum.
Sam Hall: [under his breath] Of course not, it's the world's finest collection of stuffed animals.
RAF #1: [trying to start plummeting helicopter] Come on, you bastard! Come on!
Jack Hall: Our climate is fragile. The ice caps are disappearing at a dangerous rate.
Vice President Becker: Dr. Hall, our economy is every bit as fragile as the environment. Perhaps you should keep that in mind before making sensationalist claims.
Jack Hall: Well, the last chunk of ice that broke off was the size of Rhode Island. A lot of folks would say that was pretty sensational.
Simon: [their final lines in the movie] Gentlemen,
[toasting]
Simon: To England!
Terry Rapson: To mankind!
Dennis: To Manchester United!
Jason Evans: [as a shelf of ice is breaking off] I didn't do anything!
Jack Hall: I think we've hit a critical desalinization point.
J.D.: Sam, just tell her how you feel.
News Reporter: If you look over behind me, that's a tornado. Yes! A twister in Los Angeles. It's one of many tornadoes that are destroying our city. There's another one! That's the Los Angeles skyline! It's unbelievable! It's huge! I've never seen anything like that.
Brian Parks: Man you've got some serious competition.
Sam Hall: Please.
Brian Parks: I bet he's really rich too.
Sam Hall: Shut up.
[they're snowed in at Scotland]
Terry Rapson: We've got our own genny, enough tea and biscuits to sink a ship. We'll be fine! As long as the loo doesn't back up again.
Elsa: What've you got there?
Jeremy: The Guttenburg Bible ... it was in the Rare Books Room.
Elsa: Think God's gonna' save you?
Jeremy: No ... I don't believe in God.
Elsa: You're holding on to that bible pretty tight.
Jeremy: I'm protecting it.
[Pause as Elsa glances at J.D. throwing books on the fire]
Jeremy: This Bible ... is the first book ever printed. It represents ... the dawn of the Age of Reason. As far as I'm concerned, the written word is mankind's greatest achievement.
[Elsa gives a light snort.]
Jeremy: You can laugh ... but if Western Civilization is finished ... I'm gonna' save at least one little piece of it.
Terry Rapson: [over the phone] Several hours ago, three helicopters went down over Scotland. They crashed because the fuel in their lines froze.
Jack Hall: At what temperature does...
Terry Rapson: [interrupting] Negative one hundred and fifty degrees Fahrenheit.
[scoffs]
Terry Rapson: They had to look it up!
Terry Rapson: We'll be fine.
Jack Hall: I think we are on the verge of a major climate shift!
Tina: [making out] Shouldn't you be monitoring the weather or something?
Bob: This is L.A... what weather?
Judith: Books can be good for something other than burning.
[Franks falls through a shopping mall's roof and hangs by his rope]
Jack Hall: Frank! Are you all right?
Frank Harris: I'm fine! Just dropped in to do a little shopping.
Simon: What are the odds of two buoys failing?
Terry Rapson: Remote.
[another buoy seen on the computer screen fails]
Terry Rapson: Make that three.
Gomez: Booker! What's going on, here?
Booker: They just issued a tornado warning in Los Angeles.
[watching the "Hollywood" sign being destroyed by a tornado]
Bart Chopper Reporter: This tornado just came and erased the Hollywood sign. The Hollywood sign is gone. It's just shredded.
Jason Evans: Okay. What happened?
Jack Hall: Well, we had to get inside in kind of a hurry, so I sort of pushed you in.
Jason Evans: I should be used to you pushing me around.
[last lines]
Parker: Have you ever seen the air so clear?
J.D.: [Dumps bags of chips and candy onto a table] I don't think we're going to last very long on M&Ms and potato chips.
Luther: What about the garbage? Always something to eat in the garbage!
[looking at Earth's weather in a space station]
Hideki, Japanese Astronaut: Hey, come take a look at this storm system. It's enormous.
New York Bus Driver: It's out of service. It's out of service!
NY Businessman on Bus: No, no. I'll give you $100 to put it in service.
New York Bus Driver: You don't have to do that.
NY Businessman on Bus: No, no. Really, $200.
[he gets inside the bus and hands the driver $200]
NY Businessman on Bus: I won't have it. I won't have it. Oh, God. I love buses. This is just so much fun.
Terry Rapson: Are the lads winning?
Simon: Is that Neville's handiwork?
Jason Evans: What's happening?
Frank Harris: The whole damn shelf is breaking off!
Jack Hall: Australia just saw the largest typhoon ever reported!
Parker: I know you have this innate talent for rubbing people wrong, but why for the Love of God would you aggravate the Vice President?
Jack Hall: Because my 17 year old son knows more about science than he does.
Parker: Your son doesn't control our budget. It doesn't matter if HE hates you.
Jack Hall: My son doesn't hate me.
[first lines]
Frank Harris: See how it's done?
Sam Hall: So much for one in a billion.
Vice President Becker: I don't accept that abandoning half of the country is necessary.
Gomez: Maybe if you would've listened to him sooner, it wouldn't be.
Vice President Becker: Bullshit! It's easy for him to suggest this plan. He's safely here in Washington.
Gomez: His son is in Manhattan. I just thought you should know that before you start questioning his motives.
Laura Chapman: [on the plane, Sam is scarfing down peanuts] You ok?
Sam Hall: Hmm?
Brian Parks: He's afraid of flying.
Sam Hall: I'm fine.
Brian Parks: [the plane rattles due to turbulance] You know, statistically, the chances of a plane going down because of turbulance is what, one in a billion? Or is it a million? I can't remember if it's...
Laura Chapman: Shut up, Brian.
Simon: I just wish I could have seen him grow up, you know.
Terry Rapson: The important thing is he will grow up.
Simon: Hello, professor. How was India?
Terry Rapson: Oh, you know what these scientific gatherings are. All dancing girls, wine and parties.
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Terry Rapson: I'm afraid that time has come and gone, my friend.
Jack Hall: What can we do?
Terry Rapson: Save as many as you can.
[as Brian works on a radio]
Statue of Liberty Guard: Maybe you should have somebody help with that, you know?
Brian Parks: Sir, I am president of the Electronics Club, the Math Club, and the Chess Club. Now if there's a bigger nerd in here, please ... point him out.
Statue of Liberty Guard: ... I'll just leave you alone to work on it, then.
Laura Chapman: I've got one. Your favorite vacation?
Sam Hall: You mean besides this one?
Laura Chapman: I'm fine ... s'can't sleep ... My mind keeps going over all those worthless Decathlon facts.
Sam Hall: Mm.
Laura Chapman: 'S pretty stupid, huh?
Sam Hall: No, it's alright. I guess you just haven't had time to adjust yet.
Laura Chapman: How'm I supposed to adjust, Sam? Everything I've ever cared about, everything I've worked for ... has all been preparation for a future that no longer exists. I know you always thought I took the competition too seriously ... you were right. It was all for nothing.
Sam Hall: No, no ... No I just, I just said that to avoid admitting the truth.
Laura Chapman: The truth about what?
Sam Hall: ... About w-why I joined the team ... I joined it because of you.
Jeremy: Friedrich Nietzsche! We cannot burn Friedrich Nietzsche; he was the most important thinker of 19th Century!
Elsa: Oh, please! Nietzsche was a chauvinist pig, who was in love with his sister.
Jeremy: He was not a chauvinist pig.
Elsa: But he was in love with his sister.
Brian Parks: Uh ... 'scuse me? You guys? Yeah ... there's a whole section on tax law down here that we can burn.
Jack Hall: [on Sam failing calculus] I'm not angry. I'm disappointed.
Sam Hall: Do you wanna hear my side of it?
Jack Hall: Sam, how can there be two sides?
Sam Hall: Hey, look, I got every question right on the final and the only reason Mr. Spengler failed me was because I didn't write out the solutions.
Jack Hall: Why not?
Sam Hall: I do them in my head.
Jack Hall: Did you tell him that?
Sam Hall: I did. He said he didn't believe me. He said that if he couldn't do them in my head then I must be cheating.
Jack Hall: Well, that's ridiculous! How can he fail you for being smarter than he is?
Sam Hall: That's what I said.
Jack Hall: [smirks] You did? How'd he take it?
Sam Hall: He flunked me, remember?
Terry Rapson: We found something extraordinary... extraordinary and disturbing, that is. You remember saying in New Delhi about how melting of the polar ice can disrupt the North Atlantic current?
Jack Hall: Yes.
Terry Rapson: Well... I think it's happening.
Terry Rapson: [after Simon suggests that the scotch might serve as fuel to keep them alive] Are you mad? That's a 12-year-old scotch!
Jason Evans: [as he meets Janet Tokada] Hi, I'm Jason!
Jason Evans: What's going to happen to us?
Jack Hall: What do you mean?
Jason Evans: I mean "us"? Civilization? Everyone?
Jack Hall: Mankind survived the last ice age. We're certainly capable of surviving this one. The only question is, will we be able to learn from our mistakes?
Jack Hall: I will come for you, do you understand me?
J.D.: [showing the other students the museum] I couldn't let you guys leave New York without seeing the Natural History Museum.
Sam Hall: [under his breath] Of course not, it's the world's finest collection of stuffed animals.
RAF #1: [trying to start plummeting helicopter] Come on, you bastard! Come on!
Jack Hall: Our climate is fragile. The ice caps are disappearing at a dangerous rate.
Vice President Becker: Dr. Hall, our economy is every bit as fragile as the environment. Perhaps you should keep that in mind before making sensationalist claims.
Jack Hall: Well, the last chunk of ice that broke off was the size of Rhode Island. A lot of folks would say that was pretty sensational.
Simon: [their final lines in the movie] Gentlemen,
[toasting]
Simon: To England!
Terry Rapson: To mankind!
Dennis: To Manchester United!
Jason Evans: [as a shelf of ice is breaking off] I didn't do anything!
Jack Hall: I think we've hit a critical desalinization point.
J.D.: Sam, just tell her how you feel.
News Reporter: If you look over behind me, that's a tornado. Yes! A twister in Los Angeles. It's one of many tornadoes that are destroying our city. There's another one! That's the Los Angeles skyline! It's unbelievable! It's huge! I've never seen anything like that.
Brian Parks: Man you've got some serious competition.
Sam Hall: Please.
Brian Parks: I bet he's really rich too.
Sam Hall: Shut up.
[they're snowed in at Scotland]
Terry Rapson: We've got our own genny, enough tea and biscuits to sink a ship. We'll be fine! As long as the loo doesn't back up again.
Elsa: What've you got there?
Jeremy: The Guttenburg Bible ... it was in the Rare Books Room.
Elsa: Think God's gonna' save you?
Jeremy: No ... I don't believe in God.
Elsa: You're holding on to that bible pretty tight.
Jeremy: I'm protecting it.
[Pause as Elsa glances at J.D. throwing books on the fire]
Jeremy: This Bible ... is the first book ever printed. It represents ... the dawn of the Age of Reason. As far as I'm concerned, the written word is mankind's greatest achievement.
[Elsa gives a light snort.]
Jeremy: You can laugh ... but if Western Civilization is finished ... I'm gonna' save at least one little piece of it.
Terry Rapson: [over the phone] Several hours ago, three helicopters went down over Scotland. They crashed because the fuel in their lines froze.
Jack Hall: At what temperature does...
Terry Rapson: [interrupting] Negative one hundred and fifty degrees Fahrenheit.
[scoffs]
Terry Rapson: They had to look it up!
Terry Rapson: We'll be fine.
Jack Hall: I think we are on the verge of a major climate shift!
Tina: [making out] Shouldn't you be monitoring the weather or something?
Bob: This is L.A... what weather?
Judith: Books can be good for something other than burning.
[Franks falls through a shopping mall's roof and hangs by his rope]
Jack Hall: Frank! Are you all right?
Frank Harris: I'm fine! Just dropped in to do a little shopping.
Simon: What are the odds of two buoys failing?
Terry Rapson: Remote.
[another buoy seen on the computer screen fails]
Terry Rapson: Make that three.
Gomez: Booker! What's going on, here?
Booker: They just issued a tornado warning in Los Angeles.
[watching the "Hollywood" sign being destroyed by a tornado]
Bart Chopper Reporter: This tornado just came and erased the Hollywood sign. The Hollywood sign is gone. It's just shredded.
Jason Evans: Okay. What happened?
Jack Hall: Well, we had to get inside in kind of a hurry, so I sort of pushed you in.
Jason Evans: I should be used to you pushing me around.
[last lines]
Parker: Have you ever seen the air so clear?
J.D.: [Dumps bags of chips and candy onto a table] I don't think we're going to last very long on M&Ms and potato chips.
Luther: What about the garbage? Always something to eat in the garbage!
[looking at Earth's weather in a space station]
Hideki, Japanese Astronaut: Hey, come take a look at this storm system. It's enormous.
New York Bus Driver: It's out of service. It's out of service!
NY Businessman on Bus: No, no. I'll give you $100 to put it in service.
New York Bus Driver: You don't have to do that.
NY Businessman on Bus: No, no. Really, $200.
[he gets inside the bus and hands the driver $200]
NY Businessman on Bus: I won't have it. I won't have it. Oh, God. I love buses. This is just so much fun.
Terry Rapson: Are the lads winning?
Simon: Is that Neville's handiwork?
Jason Evans: What's happening?
Frank Harris: The whole damn shelf is breaking off!
Jack Hall: Australia just saw the largest typhoon ever reported!
Parker: I know you have this innate talent for rubbing people wrong, but why for the Love of God would you aggravate the Vice President?
Jack Hall: Because my 17 year old son knows more about science than he does.
Parker: Your son doesn't control our budget. It doesn't matter if HE hates you.
Jack Hall: My son doesn't hate me.
[first lines]
Frank Harris: See how it's done?
Sam Hall: So much for one in a billion.
Vice President Becker: I don't accept that abandoning half of the country is necessary.
Gomez: Maybe if you would've listened to him sooner, it wouldn't be.
Vice President Becker: Bullshit! It's easy for him to suggest this plan. He's safely here in Washington.
Gomez: His son is in Manhattan. I just thought you should know that before you start questioning his motives.
Laura Chapman: [on the plane, Sam is scarfing down peanuts] You ok?
Sam Hall: Hmm?
Brian Parks: He's afraid of flying.
Sam Hall: I'm fine.
Brian Parks: [the plane rattles due to turbulance] You know, statistically, the chances of a plane going down because of turbulance is what, one in a billion? Or is it a million? I can't remember if it's...
Laura Chapman: Shut up, Brian.
Simon: I just wish I could have seen him grow up, you know.
Terry Rapson: The important thing is he will grow up.
Simon: Hello, professor. How was India?
Terry Rapson: Oh, you know what these scientific gatherings are. All dancing girls, wine and parties.
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