Dirty Love (2005)

Carmen Electra: Michelle Lopez

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Quotes 

• Michelle : What up, Dick? Just a little warning: that ain't mud on your bed.

• Rebecca , Michelle , Carrie : Here's to the men that we love, here's to the men that love us. But the men that we love will never love us so fuck all that, here's to us.

• Michelle : Did you sleep with Charlie the Tuna last night or do you need to douche?

• Michelle : You're kind of cute, for a white boy.

  Tony : You know, you're white?

  Michelle : Don't you ever call me that!

• Michelle : What you need to do is get your titties done like me. I might be hungry, but I look good.

• Michelle : Girl, are you crazy your big ol' titty's hangin' out.

• Michelle : You like that, don't you, little Cracker Boy?

• Michelle : WORD!

• Michelle : [while waxing a man]  You a cyclist of just play for the other team?