Dirty Love (2005)

Kam Heskin: Carrie Carson

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• Rebecca , Michelle , Carrie : Here's to the men that we love, here's to the men that love us. But the men that we love will never love us so fuck all that, here's to us.

• Carrie : I was thinking about becoming a scientologist. They're always famous, you know. Is there like an audition or something? I could do a monologue from Ron L. Hubbard.

• Carrie : Penis insecurity. When the penis doesn't get enough showmanship it has to remind itself that its still an almighty tool and can make any woman moan.

• Carrie : Have you seen my boobs lately?

  Rebecca : Yeah, they're pretty.

  Carrie : Of course they are and you know why? Because I don't fucking jog!

• Rebecca : How do I look?

  Carrie : Like a summer flower that got rained on and stung by a bee.

• Carrie : Babies are sticky.